Richard

from amazing world of Gumball, Gumball's father, Nicole's husband.

Richard: They shouldn't say "All you can eat" if they don't mean it."
Nicole: Richard, you ate a chair.

by tinypeeny February 21, 2022

Richard

Richard is 20 meters from your house and rapidly approaching.

Richard is outside your window now...
You can't hide from him,
He will find you...

by ◉ ‿ ◉  July 11, 2021

Richard

Name for a man's penis.

Don't be a Richard

by Twizted_Soul May 15, 2020

Richard Avery

"No one does it better."

"Hey! You're really good at that!"
"Richard Avery."

by Freckle_Meckle July 19, 2021

Richard’s Ascot

The end result of a condom break after vigorous thrusting where a band remains at the base of the shaft with residual latex flapping in the breeze

“Oh shit, sorry babe. The condom broke...but, hey, check out my Richard’s Ascot!”

“Yo dude. My lady thought I had an intact condom on last night but, mid-fuck, I fastened it into a Richard’s Ascot.”

by Cleaveandcrack8 January 11, 2021

Cold Richard

When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman pisses on the dick of the man making it feel cold and weird. Sometimes it can perform a hot Richard, but not always! The exact opposite of a hot Richard.

Warning! Don't call a cold Richard or a hot Richard, cold dick or hot dick! That's a really different thing!

Last night my girl gave me a cold Richard while we were on the couch waiting for guests to come.

by greekmadlad March 30, 2024

Richards

Richard the third rhymes with bird. Bird means sexy girl

Oi bruv look at all those richards. Yh mate those richards are fit

by Ian Gw September 2, 2019