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Richard

There will be a day you meet yourself a Richard who swings you like a ragdoll in bed

blow your checks out like how he motor blows your tits slap his dick in your face and bust a nut

but it'll all be worth it for the sweet new car you got from letting him do you in every imaginable sex position

known to men for hours on end then you break thing off because you can't help but want to bail since getting the car
but over turn that thought and stay with Richard because after all who can bang like that not anyone else you've meet plus they are usually loaded
by Handcoxk December 26, 2023
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Richard

Richard is s beautiful and an amazing person to be around, everything about him is alluring to me. He deserves everything i'd give him the world if i could. he is simply the sweetest person on earth and cares about everyone his girlfriend is very lucky to have him. he pushes people to be their best.
boy: i dont know what you see in him, im much better

his girlfriend: my love for richard is not for you to see he has a pure soul and a beautiful smile.

boy: whatever richard isnt all that.

The girlfriend: youre right hes all that and more BOY BOOM.
by richiesgirlfrienddd January 8, 2024
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cold richard

oh, there's a cold richard over there. let me give him a hot richard!
by anonymous February 1, 2024
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Richard

Someone that sharts on the train on their way to work.
I one hundo p think that guy Richard on his way in today.
by Thirsty4907 February 6, 2024
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Richard Rene Figueroa

Richard R Figueroa is a nice and loving guy. He is always there for you and is always loving towards everyone and everything.
Person: Hey dude see Richard Rene Figueroa?
Person 2: Yes, Yes I see him.
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Richard Balls

Richard Balls is the CEO of balls and arch nemesis of Johnson Nuts
Richards balls’ son is Jow Balls
Person 1: do you k la who Richard Balls is?
Person 2: yes he is the CEO of balls
by ball enjoyer April 25, 2023
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Richard

Dang... He's hot, he must be a Richard.
by whyrulokin@me April 28, 2023
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