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purple nagger

The woman who loves you and tells you things to remember or do!.....and ya do it because youre gay for her!she is the best woman ever!your love!bee's knees!angel!
MY purple nagger told me "put on youre seatbelt shmoop"!
by mr potato shmoop October 10, 2009
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Pure Torque

When you have to take a leak with morning wood, you push down so hard on your unit, your heels lift of the floor.
That piss I took was Pure Torque!!!
by The Burnt Pickle March 17, 2010
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Purple Paulie

The rare creature that exists inside of Paul Martin and only comes out during arm wresting matches or uncomfortable bowel movements
I saw purple paulie last night arm wresting Jamie
by K1NG AD April 13, 2010
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Purple Polar Bear

A sexual act by a woman who unprovoked, fiercely grabs the testicles of her partner, while being penetrated from behind.
Man, I must have gotten in too deep, because she reached back and gave me the purple polar bear.
by Purple balls of fire April 20, 2010
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purge regret

The dejected feeling that is a result of discovering a use for something that you used to own but since have thrown away.
The hoarder felt purge regret when she realized she had thrown out something seemingly useless; but that item turned out to be valuable.
by andiebrite September 5, 2010
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Purell Sure

I'm purell sure that she's taken.
by caterpillarcock March 18, 2011
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Purrcrastinating

The act of putting off doing something because you have a cat on your lap/bed/shoulder. Like procrastination however using a feline friend as a completely acceptable reason for it.
Marcus had not managed to shower for what seemed liked an eternity and was beginning to smell and feel itchy, he had been purrcrastinating since one morning some weeks ago because his cat George was sat upon his lap and required his constant attention.
by JuliaMiaow April 8, 2011
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