Pulling A Mirage

Pulling a Mirage is lying about attempting suicide after a three day relationship, only for your online friends to find out that you’re mowing the lawn at that very instant from your sister.

We can’t hang out with Michael anymore, he’s toxic because he’s Pulling A Mirage

by pleaseshutupreese June 12, 2020

to pull an autovortex

1. the attempt at replicating others successes to then miserably fail

2. getting help from the top in domain to no results

A: Wow, even with that 1:1 copy of the world champion's routine he couldn't win.
B: He really tried to pull an autovortex didn't he...

by sketchman August 4, 2020

pulling a shaggy

When you get caught doing something wrong and you try to make yourself look innocent.

First coined by Youtuber Philip DeFranco

*Video shows Person 1 robbing a bank*
Person 1: I never stole anything from the bank!!
Person 2: Dude stop pulling a shaggy!

by changyoulater August 9, 2020

Pull a Phillip

A very specific case of texttake, when a dude accidentally sends a gloriously soppy love message to his buddies instead of his beloved beau.
Also a verb: to Phillip
Coined in the mid-2010's in a pub in Dublin.

Phil to his bros while out on the lash: Just sending a quick text to the boss
Bros receive msg to The Bros WhasApp group: Hey babe, I hate not being with you. I JUST FUCKIN HATE IT.
Bros to Phil after snorting beer: HA HA HA HA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK HA HA HA You just pulled a Phillip!
Phil to self: Fuck my life

Len to self when rat-arsed with his bros and about to sext Claire: don't pull a Phillip... don't pull a Phillip...

by SimoB August 12, 2020

pull a Sark

To repeatedly flake after being asked to hang out

Hey man it’s my birthday next week. It would mean a lot if you can make it.

Sorry man, I’m gonna have to pull a Sark. I have to study for my quiz.

by EscapeTheBubble October 31, 2020

Pulling a brinna

The action of sucking dick in the back seat of your car whilst your mom is driving.

I was pulling a brinna last night with my boyfriend, my mom had no clue.

by Bumbbumbtits April 19, 2018

pulling an esma

To essentially become the biggest anchor known to man. Not even Zeus himself could lift it. Good for shoulder workouts on Thursdays.

Oh wow! You haven't done your part even though you've had more than enough time to complete the task and you have the nerve to show up to group meetings with a straight face? Damn, really pulling an Esma there.

by BroadShoulders September 18, 2017