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Posobiec

When you're on your back with your legs bent over your head trying to jack off into your own mouth and you lose your focus and you end up ejaculating into your eye instead.
My wife left me after she walked in right after I'd Posobieced myself
by Rontaldo Shunt August 10, 2024
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When you are completely constipated to where it starts causing abdominal pain because you're so full of waste, you take posobiec so you are able to see the excrement you contain within yourself
This political ad is so full of crap that I need to take a posobiec.
by alissa914 August 11, 2024
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To fellate a politician public in hopes they will institute an ethnostate to promote your weak genes
Jack posobiecked so many politicians because he's a Nazi.
by Lenin Cat August 11, 2024
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Damn Jack! Ain't never seen a dick that small. You are one grade A Posobiec.
by Super Johnson August 11, 2024
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Posobiec

To tell elaborate stories one knows is false to promote division or convince others of the truthfulness of the stories, no matter how ridiculous and implausible they are to persons of ordinary intelligence.
"Jack, how do you afford such an affluent lifestyle?"

"Oh man, I stopped delivering pizzas and started doing some straight Posobiec gangster shit. I convinced a group of people to send me money by telling them stories they desperately want to be true. It's like shooting donkeys in a barrel."

"Don't you mean 'fish'?"

"No man, it's donkeys."

"Oh, okay."

"See it worked on you. Doing the Posobiec is awesome!"
by Don Snoreleone August 11, 2024
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A cheap, buy it by the gallon lubricant, preferred by folk to grease up couch cushions before violating the sanctity of said cushions. Made in russia…
Dude, this one time at band camp, I f’d a sofa! Whoa, did you raw dog it with Posobiec or use a latex glove?
by StevenTNAFO August 11, 2024
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prison wife manlet

A dominated sissy manlet who resides deep in the bowels of the United States prison system. Going by cute nicknames such as Strawberry, Shortstack, Delicious or Tinkerbell, the prison wife manlet delightedly embraces his natural role as the belle of the ball in the penitentiary. Puny and inherently effeminate as he obviously is, the prison wife manlet enjoys preparing spreads, washing clothes, cleaning cells, gossiping while doing his nails with the other diminutive and therefore subjugated jailhouse sissy manlets and is always eager to service the amorous desires of all imposing manmores in the vicinity, thereby ecstatically submitting to a real man and being dominated as nature intends it.
I wonder what would happen to Tiny Tom Cruise if the petite, little manlet boy were to be sentenced to a lengthy prison term? Are you kidding me? That girlish and minuscule midget monstrosity would immediately turn into a prison wife manlet just by driving past a prison yard! Manlets BTFO. Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator August 21, 2024
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