Poser'd

calling someone out for wearing band merchandise when they don't listen to said band.

John: hey whats your favourite nirvana song?

James: uhhh umm.. smells as you are..?

John: name 3 songs

James: how about you name 3 songs? loser!

Bryan: lol john you totally poser'd him

by Cyrillic December 2, 2021

Pose like your girlfriend day

January 24th, is national pose like your girlfriend day. Take one of them snapchat photo's like how your girl would and post it because you want to.

Person 1: Hey it's pose like your girlfriend day
Person 2: I'm single bro
Person 1: Ok

by wetsocks23 January 23, 2022

Poseidon's Dick

When you hit a bong and the water comes out with the smoke and deepthroats you.

"Wow bro! I just got a taste of Poseidon's Dick!" said mickey with a dripping bong in his hands.",

"Nice dude, poseidon visit's me daily!" Dale returned.

by dyke, dwyke July 26, 2022

Poseidon poke

When you’re pooping and toilet water splashes onto your butthole.

Me: omg I just got poseidon poked!!
Friend in the stall next to me: That’s crazy bro!!

by QuinnReed.4201 October 26, 2022

Porsent

Porsent is a saucy faggot that i want up my retarded ass, also take kb u fat cunt.

He is blatently cheating in a block game

He is pulling a Porsent (ill be submissive for him)

by Beating children of all sizes December 31, 2022

poser

a wanna-be showoff that gets no points in basketball, and cant dunk also is referred to as PAytoN.

a payton is a poser , a poser is a payton

by cottonpicken March 6, 2023

poseking

From Czech word posek, poseking is the activity of being in stuck.

Poseking is also know as the king of posek.

I’ve been so high yesterday that I became the poseking.

by Ivés August 15, 2023