A hat to be worn by only the sexiest of mutha fuckas! If worn, you must advertise with "I'll make your fantasy cum true" or a "Fah-Nasty cum true!," This must also occur with a picture of your butt-ass naked sexy self while also covering your Johnson with something sexy and inconspicuous, like a hammer or a 23" length horse condom.
For example, you must imagine yourself riding on a glorious (photo-shopped) horse. Cause it's fucking cool and you're wearing a Bass Pro Hat. Just bear in mind; however, that YOU are the Stallion here, NOT that ugly horse. You also can pretend to fake rub your ass against that furry, hard back. It reminds me of when I was a Bear...
Anyway, when you're oiled up like a slice of New York pepperoni and naked all the way down to your fuckin sexy-ass filled-to-the-rim with hot sexy maleness of a pinky toe, you don that BASS MUTHA FUCKIN PRO Shop hat! Suck it bitches! No really, you can. For a fee. Check out my Facebook page special this week "FAH-NASTYs do cum true! Cum to my mom's basement, where I'll pamper and rub my olive oil covered sexiness to completion." *Available only this Wednesday at 10pm. Special $9.99! Friends and family discount $7.99. PS Wear a wig for $20 discount.
Then, swing your Johnson to the other side of the horse (or just wear a tube shock to be photshopped out). Look at the camera like you're the biggest, baddest, sexist piece of hot steaming Man in the land! Then smile and say, "I'm One Sexy Mutha Fucka!"
For example, you must imagine yourself riding on a glorious (photo-shopped) horse. Cause it's fucking cool and you're wearing a Bass Pro Hat. Just bear in mind; however, that YOU are the Stallion here, NOT that ugly horse. You also can pretend to fake rub your ass against that furry, hard back. It reminds me of when I was a Bear...
Anyway, when you're oiled up like a slice of New York pepperoni and naked all the way down to your fuckin sexy-ass filled-to-the-rim with hot sexy maleness of a pinky toe, you don that BASS MUTHA FUCKIN PRO Shop hat! Suck it bitches! No really, you can. For a fee. Check out my Facebook page special this week "FAH-NASTYs do cum true! Cum to my mom's basement, where I'll pamper and rub my olive oil covered sexiness to completion." *Available only this Wednesday at 10pm. Special $9.99! Friends and family discount $7.99. PS Wear a wig for $20 discount.
Then, swing your Johnson to the other side of the horse (or just wear a tube shock to be photshopped out). Look at the camera like you're the biggest, baddest, sexist piece of hot steaming Man in the land! Then smile and say, "I'm One Sexy Mutha Fucka!"
"He wears a..." Bass Pro Shop Hat. WTF?
Bass Pro Shop hat definition: A hat worn by only the sexiest of people.
For example, used in a sentence and conversation:
John: What's up with Bass Pro Shop hat? WTF? I don't get it.
Rye Rye: "Cause he's the sexiest Mutha Fucka in ALL the land! I mean come on! Just look at him! He's marvelous and magnificent and only the sexiest of mutha fuckas like him can wear one."
Bass Pro Shop hat definition: A hat worn by only the sexiest of people.
For example, used in a sentence and conversation:
John: What's up with Bass Pro Shop hat? WTF? I don't get it.
Rye Rye: "Cause he's the sexiest Mutha Fucka in ALL the land! I mean come on! Just look at him! He's marvelous and magnificent and only the sexiest of mutha fuckas like him can wear one."
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Get the Pro combo mug.One who acts like he is superior or better at something than someone else at a certain activity but is really awful at it and no one wants to tell him how pathetic he is.
Guy 1: Dude i put up like 2 points last night!
Guy 2: What a baller!!!!!
Guy 3: Yeah looks like we got ourselves a pro baller over here
Guy 2: What a baller!!!!!
Guy 3: Yeah looks like we got ourselves a pro baller over here
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"Dude, have you met that guy last weekend? Fucking Pro Bates all afternoon."
"There goes Bruce Wayne in his formal suit at a restaurant. Definitly Pro Bates."
"There goes Bruce Wayne in his formal suit at a restaurant. Definitly Pro Bates."
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Get the pro mug.A term used to guilt trip pro-lifers by stating they don't care about a child after it has been born, claiming they only want to force a mother to give birth, as they should take the responsibility of the child that was conceived because of another's irresponsibility.
This, however, is an incredibly stupid argument. People who use this argument are conflating the act of evil with not performing an act of kindness (usually bringing up free healthcare), even though Conservatives are more charitable than Liberals and Christians are twice as likely to adopt a child.
This, however, is an incredibly stupid argument. People who use this argument are conflating the act of evil with not performing an act of kindness (usually bringing up free healthcare), even though Conservatives are more charitable than Liberals and Christians are twice as likely to adopt a child.
Person A: "Sarah says she's pro-life, but in actuality she's pro-birth"
Person B: "How so?"
Person A: "She wants to force women into giving birth, and refuses to help out children after they are born."
Person B: "She has adopted 2 children. Conservatives, who are pro-life, give more to charity than Liberals and Christians are twice as likely to adopt. If a couple act irresponsibly, it is not our responsibility to amend their mistakes."
Person A: Can't respond so they use insults and claim "pro-birthers" hate women and want rape.
Person B: "How so?"
Person A: "She wants to force women into giving birth, and refuses to help out children after they are born."
Person B: "She has adopted 2 children. Conservatives, who are pro-life, give more to charity than Liberals and Christians are twice as likely to adopt. If a couple act irresponsibly, it is not our responsibility to amend their mistakes."
Person A: Can't respond so they use insults and claim "pro-birthers" hate women and want rape.
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