Pre - Slam Jam

The miraculous jig performed upon discovering that you will indeed "get laid." This results in exceeding excitation causing one's penis or clitoris to become engorged. The Pre - Slam Jam can be performed to one's favourite or horniest song. This dance can include your hottest club scene moves, (i.e. the Charleston), performed in hopes of further engorging thy partner's genitalia. Clothing is optional.

Partner 1: OMG Justin I haven't seen you in sooooo looooonnnnng (excessive kissing and genitalia rubbing)

Justin: Hold on a sec, this is my first time, let me go grab my viagra so I can keep it up, turn on some Marvin Gaye......and LET'S GET IT ON!!!!

Partner 1: Do that sexy dance you did earlier on that male stripper Justin!!!

Justin: Imma hop to it, PRE - SLAM JAM IT ISSSSSSS!!!!!!!

by Rockefellar Skank December 10, 2010

Pre-stress stress

The stress you have about the stress you're going to have later on in time.

Me starting the semester, looking at the syllabus and realizing ill have something due every week. Im already having pre-stress stress about it.

by THE_BOULDER March 2, 2019

Pre-trip release

When you will be spending some time away from home and you know you'll be having a wank holiday. You often end up sleeping in the same room as friends or family. To resolve the problem you usually pump some out before going.

Josh: oi mate did you have a pre-trip release before the school excursion?

Jomal: Nar mate I didn't get time. I really paid the price . I had a wet dream on the second night and had to sort myself out.

by tricky175 January 18, 2016

Pre-game fail

Vommiting during the pre-drink stage of a bar night, causing you spend more money catching up the rest of the night.

Damn it man why do you always pre-game fail, no wonder why you never have enough money for the cab ride home.

by drew-seph November 12, 2009

Pre-break-up

When you break-up with someone before a relationship even starts.

I was talking to a guy and after I saw we weren't compatible we decided to pre-break-up.

by Luna2018 June 12, 2018

pre-cereal milk

the horrific sin of putting the milk in the bowl before the cereal. Only the most disgusting people do this.

Person A: Dude why'd you just kill that guy?!
Person B: He was a fan of pre-cereal milk.
Person A: Oh ok, it's all good then.

by GGamer65 June 2, 2020

pre-bash crash

The pre-bash crash is a nap or a snooze you take before a party so you can party like a rockstar, fist pump, get crunk, or how ever you want to get down when you are well rested.

Jay: Hey, when do you want to have people over?

Bob: I wanna take a pre-bash crash before we start anything...

by B_HatBeatdown July 30, 2010