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Reverse Pool Noodle Style

The sexual act of a man with a limp penis who repeatedly smacks his flaccid penis against the woman's vagina to make her wet. This is typically done with the girl doing a handstand with her legs spread wide
Hey dude, know any good sex positions? Well, me and my wife recently tried the Reverse Pool Noodle Style
by Nate Higgerson December 2, 2025
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Kiddy pool

When you cum and it shoots into your bellybutton and you leave your kids to swim around.
Yo, dude I just made a kiddy pool
by Head sus r sus July 17, 2021
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Pool Whisperer

The guy that when you're playing pool gives unsolicited advice to you even though he plays worse than you.
Here comes Danny's to be the Pool Whisperer again. I hate THAT guy.
by mobiledick July 16, 2022
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pool table betty

some bitch that walks into a bar, grabs the wrisp of the nearest guy and leads him a pool table, strips completely naked and rides his cock then fucks another 10 to 15 guys with with the entire place watching
pool table Betty walked in the the bar and lead some random dude back to a table and fucked the shit out him and then took it in the ass from 10 more guys.
by erwtqw March 21, 2008
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kiddie pool

When you nut on her belly and it gets in her belly button.
Yeah man sex is great but draining the kiddie pool is always a pain.
by psychedivision October 22, 2019
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drop the kids off at the pool

/drɒp ðə kudzu ɒf ət ðə pu l/
phr. v. (slang, humorous, vulgar)

1. To defecate; to go to the toilet for a bowel movement.
2. To engage masturbation, until climax, into a toilet.

Etymology: Figurative and euphemistic expression popularized in late 20th-century American slang. The “kids” metaphorically represent faeces, and the “pool” the toilet bowl. Usage reflects a broader tradition of humorous circumlocutions for defecation. Modern day usage developed into a meaning for self-relief, for either healthy bowel movements or acts of self love.
e.g. "Where is your toilet closet? I need to drop the kids off at the pool!"
by anonymous August 21, 2025
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Pooling

Verb. - Being a smug, bald, little man intentionally arguing in bad faith or playing dumb.
"I wear a beanie to cover my baldness" - Tim Pool
"I'm drowning in the pool" - Someone getting mad when Tim is pooling all over the place
by Captain Bucket April 11, 2025
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