Dad Poem

When several distinctively cheesy Dad Jokes coalesce to form something that is cheesier than the sum of it's parts.

Legend:

Where do the bad rainbows go?

Prism.

They get a light sentence.

It gives them time to reflect.
Awestruck Bystander:

I've never seen Dad Jokes so skilfully combined like this before! You my friend are a Dad and a Poet, so this must be a Dad Poem!

by mrpootatohead July 12, 2023

what Pokémon is this

A phrase a person says who’s never seen a vagina before.

The first time I saw Lovely Peaches’s vagina I asked her, “What Pokémon is this?”

by Pokémon’sAndBeans December 10, 2023

95th Pokemon

Onix is an adorable Pokemon that is 28'10" and isn't actually that bad. It evolves into Steelix when traded holding a Metal Coat.

Guy: Do you know what the 95th Pokemon is?
Other Guy: Yeah, it's Onix.

by Iloveglaishur December 16, 2023

Xconcrete poem

Xconcrete poem is like a concrete poem but with an “x” at the beginning

I like your xconcrete poem

by meimei-moomoo February 21, 2026

Xconcrete poem

It’s like concrete poem but with an “x” at the beginning, not the poem, just the word.

I like your xconcrete poem

by meimei-moomoo February 21, 2026

Zoomer Pokemon

Any pokemon after Gen 1

I love how all the zoomer pokemon (meaning anything after 151) are all zoomer pokemon, am I right?

by PokemonBoomer August 12, 2025

Golden Pokémon

The act of pissing on an expensive Pokémon trading card and then gagging a truck stop hooker with it while you’re “bangin’” her in your 18 wheeler

“Are you freaky? I wanna try the ‘Golden Pokémon’ tonight”

by Fart noises August 25, 2025