piss on the porcelain

An expression that implies one is being overly subtle while doing something common - such as talking. Similar to the way one would urinate on the bowl of a toilet or urinal to avoid creating an audible noise.

I want to call my boss an asshole, but I can't. I'll just piss on the porcelain about it for self-satisfaction.

by Big Dick Chuck November 7, 2007

piss rocket

Often, when hauling cargo over long distances and in order to maintain a tight schedule, a truck driver may not have adequate time to make pit stops along the way. This predicament is solved by pissing into a water bottle (piss rocket) and firing said piss rocket out the window.

The highway was littered with blown tires and piss rockets.

by Teebs Malone May 9, 2008

go piss girl

something friends say in any circumstance they see fit. very versatile phrase

one friend: *lead actress in a broadway production and in the middle of a scene on stage in front of thousands* how can i ever learn to love again???
other friend: *shouts from audience while the whole room is quiet* GO PISS GIRL

by pissgirl101 December 6, 2020

First Fatal Piss

First Fatal Piss or FFP.
This happens when you're drunk and you have to go to the toilet for the first time. Because lets face it guys, once you go the first time you have to go again and again... and again.

Mira: Where's Hetty gone?
Charly: Oh she's having her First Fatal Piss.
*10 minutes later*
Charly: Hey have you seen Hetty?
Mira: Yeah, she had to pee again.
*30 minutes later*
Meg: Hey do you guys know where Hetty is?
Mira and Charly: Yeah she's in the toilet.

by iambethany December 23, 2006

Rest In Piss

Brotha Lynch Hung's hit from the 1995 album "Season of da Siccness" Used as a universal insult for "tellin' some nigga that he ain't shit, and he can go to hell" or as a friendly gesture of farewell to a friend. "rest in piss man, ill see you later"

ex.1 Insult

"That mother fucker can rest in piss!"

ex.2 Goodbye

Franklin- "Peace Mike, Ill see you later"

Michael- "Later Frank, rest in piss"

by restinpissnodoubt November 15, 2010

bulldog licking piss off a nettle

A particularly ugly or miserable looking person, especially a woman

Christ, did you see that bird Tommo was with last night? She had a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

by Doc October 26, 2003

piss butt

When shit comes out of your ass as fast as piss would. Liquid in consistency and overly toxic to the nose.

After that Korean Kafe trip, i know ill be on the shitter with piss butt. Hopefully Junior Spivey can clean it up.

by Fernanado Vargas May 19, 2007