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Pengananus-22

A relatively new unknown deadly virus that was discovered in 2022. It’s one and only known symptom is the uncountable production of bananas inside the ass. This causes the infected person to explode and release all of the bananas that have collected inside the person’s body. It is believed that it is caused by having penguins inside the anus, but relatively little is know about it for now. Researchers, like the famous Dutch prof. Cooper, are currently researching the virus and a possible vaccine for it.
Noah got so terribly fucked and exploded into bananas when he got pengananus-22. (Also known as ‘bananus’ or ‘penganus’ or ‘penganana’ or ‘anananana’ or ‘anuguin’ or ‘banguin’)
by BusinessTestTodayB*tch June 9, 2022
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Peng Ting

Harry: Oye bruv who are you talking to?
Neil: Tanishka
Harry: That peng ting?
Neil: Yessirrr
by Loverboy800 September 14, 2023
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Club Peng Bang

When a group of penguins have a gang bang in the online kid friendly game, Club Penguin
"You down for that club peng bang tonight billy?"
"OH AM I READY JOHN"

"THERES GONNA BE MORE THAN 12 PENGUINS TONIGHT"

"You getting me even more pumped"
by CallMeMyth June 19, 2016
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Blain Pengelly

Blain Pengelly is a bag of dicks
by Blain Stinks Bad December 6, 2018
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The Pendulum Bag

A sexual act in which an average to poorly endowed bayman with a biblically large scrotum engages in doggy-style sex. The oversized bag swings like a pendulum, crashing against the female’s clitoris like the waves of Griquet, causing mild pleasure.
Jeez by, I never had much of a lad, but luckily Jen dies for the pendulum bag.
by Master Seacock April 8, 2019
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Sharther Penduken

The King of Shartalot. Shits his britches until they beg for mercy. Weilds, Excalaturd and lusts after Guenesmear. His right had man is Sir Shitsalot.

A person who sharts with such skill and precision that he deservers to be the king of shartalot.
Stan painted a work of shart in his underwear. He's a regular Sharther Penduken.
by darkknight430 May 9, 2020
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Benjamin Peng

A man that slips in water a lot and fall on their asses, just to never get back up...
Man: slips on his ass.

Man2: you just like a Benjamin Peng 🤡.
by GSH_fade July 31, 2020
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