totem pole

When two people take a shit in a toilet at the same time, one using the normal bowl and the other doing an upper decker

John and Steve got caught doing a totem pole in the school bathroom

by jbgiraffe October 18, 2022

built like a utility pole

Extremely lanky, tall and skinny, like a utility pole

That Mfer over there built like a utility pole!

by ichitaraaa January 20, 2022

pole hugger

a stupid fuckin bitch that hugs pole like a dipshit

shut up you stinky pole hugger

by crackdaddy xshondahaidurken April 16, 2022

Rim pole

Another way to say fist (typically used in an inappropriate context).

Yeah dude, I totally stuck my rim pole up her ass.

by urgrounded-mom. January 18, 2021

Pole smoker

A Pole smoker is someone who likes to give head to their boss to justify the minimal work they actually do.

“I just saw Scott sucking Andre’s cock! What a pole smoker!”

by Dennis Dickson February 6, 2021

Pole Huncher

An perfect early morning shit

“I ripped a enjoyable pole huncher this morning.”

by jinkeys February 28, 2021

Barber's Pole

The visible result of entering a woman who is on the rag.

Mary had her time of the month last night. My lad was like a barber's pole after.

by Lee Kick March 24, 2021