Trampoline Place

The only location on planet earth where they can play the shittiest music possible and get away with it

Friend: Dude.. this music sucks..
Me: We’re at a trampoline place, the music isn’t supposed to be good..

by WutangInvictus January 30, 2019

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1st place auntie

An Aunt who isn't just the best auntie oh no! She is the 1st place auntie

Ella l: i love you Aunt Jessica you are the best auntie but aunt hope is the 1st place auntie sorry but that's my opinion

by elsa'sfriend April 21, 2019

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A rest stop in New Hampshire where alien abductions occur; only in the 60s.

Maynards basement; this hasnt been fact checked.

NOT the site of the porn shoot for Speechless in Sheboygan. Nothing groovy about what happened there.

A front yard where turkeys tend to flock for romantic encounters.

Turkeys were gettin it on in the front yard the other day; must've been a groovy place maaaan.

by A Minnesotan July 8, 2019

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Purple placenta

When a man face fucks you for an hour and a half and only fucks you for 9 minutes.

Ariel: last night I was trying to get dicked down but I only ended up getting fucked for nine minutes
Stacy: you can only suck up for 30 mins or he’ll leave you with a purple placenta

by Becky Bitch July 14, 2019

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Developer Placebo

Developer Placebo is term said to substances that are believed to increase and improve your software development skills but don't really. An example f these substances could be dark chocolate, Cheese Doritos, matcha, everything vegan

Mike: Yooo bro you should start drinking match, you will be a better software developer
Kyle: No man I became a vegan and I'm writing better software ever since!

John: Guys. You know that is just developer placebo, right?

by TamimiUrban July 31, 2019

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