vaginal trash

The epitome of a bottom-feeding, lowly, pathetic, disgusting, contaminated, genetic mutation of a person. Often attempts to be devious and vindictive, but lacks the intellect to execute the task properly. In their own eyes, the vaginal trash sees themself as beautiful, special, unique and amazing, but fails to understand that even when you polish a turd, it’s still a turd. Specializes in backstabbing and compulsive lying.
“Wow, Felicia. I’m so sorry you fell victim to that vaginal trash. Don’t waste your time with revenge. Either the karma train or an STD will get her”.

“Sorry to hear about your break-up, Joe. We’ve all been meaning to tell you that Allison is nothing but vaginal trash, but we didn’t want to hurt your feelings”.
by Evil95GT January 07, 2019
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Trash Cow

An unacceptable or un-chosen number in competition when grouping numbered cattle.
“Don’t be a Trash Cow, you’ll make us lose”
“Get that fucking trash cow out of here!”
“We want 5’s! That fucking number 2 Trash Cow slicked is and snuck in”
by Boycow November 15, 2020
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Trash Salad

Make hay while the dumpster fire burns! The art of making the best of what life throws at you and goldmining a bad situation. Often served with croutons and a side of gravy.
When life gives you lemons put on your big girl panties, put your hair in a braid and serve up a tasty trash salad with a cherry on top, because adulting. Now go treat yo’self...
by Bread&Bondage April 24, 2020
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Trash Aids

someone who is so garbage at a video game that he spreads his skill level to everyone around him creating a GTD (gaming-transmitted disorder) that spreads across the internet
Jeremy everyone in your lobby is trash cause you have "trash aids"
by RAober August 14, 2023
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trash friend

A friend who doesn’t show up to a birthday celebration of another friend
Elizabeth is a trash friend for not showing up for JP’s birthday
by Junior_JE February 20, 2020
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Trash Picking

When you sleep with an ex you dumped.
by GarbageMan69 December 07, 2015
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Trash in the alley

Trash in the alley refers to bits of (usually cheap) toilet paper left in a woman’s vulva when she has wiped rather than dabbed at the moisture.
Don’t you hate it when your girl spreads her legs and rather than sleek pinkness, you’re greeted by trash in the alley?!?!
by Maria Martinet December 03, 2022
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