top fro

when a girl has too much pubic hair

when you can see the hair stick out of her panties she has top fro

by we here November 26, 2009

Button Top

Like a muffin top, only lower, and specifically in the rear. Caused by insanely too-tight shorts or pants that squeeze one's butt cheeks out like it's butt cleavage.
plumbers crack muffin top

It wasn't just a plumber's crack, there was serious button top on display.

by Crabby McClaw June 19, 2014

Top Ramen

The bombers shit one can make when hungry

I made top ramen yesterday

by That one stranger June 11, 2017

Chest-top

An act of masturbation involving a laptop and a male. The male places his laptop on his chest while he masturbates to porn he chooses with his secondary hand while his primary hand does work.

Dude 1: "Dude that girl is so hot."
Dude 2: "Yeah, I'm gunna think about her when I'm masturbating."
Dude 1: "You gunna Chest-top it?"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah, that shit's all day"

by Buckified February 26, 2011

cupcake top

Like muffin top, but with a fancy belt.

Travis: Dude, check out that girls cupcake top!
Steve: Yeah, that belt is holding up a lot of frosting.

by CoolNebraskaGuy October 27, 2011

Carrot top

When a sexual partner with a micropenis becomes erect but still provides lots of silly sex toys as entertainment during coitus.

I went over to his house and he pulled a carrot top on me!

by Fix Your Board October 30, 2019

Desk top

When someone gives you head under a desk.

Friend 1: Yo wassup I just got some Desk top from my girl Ashley!
Friend 2: For real bro? Nicee!

by bannanasoapman March 20, 2020