facebook dead

When a person hasn't accessed his facebook account for a long period of time and doesn't intend to do so for another long period of time, the person is said to be facebook dead.

If facebook death is caused to due the actual death of the person, you just call it 'Dead'.

Often people who have a vibrant social life outside the internet are the ones who are facebook dead.
It is an EXTREMELY rare condition.
Steve: Hey, why is John never online on facebook?
Rick: 'Cos he's facebook dead, man!
Steve: Ah, no, look, there he is!
Rick: NOOOOOO, run, he's a facebook zombie now!!!
by hcranomtsaleht June 08, 2012
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Dead motive

A dead motive describes someone who never hangs out with his friends when invited, and never has any plans of their own either. Dead motives usually spend their time indoors watching uninteresting youtube videos or moderating their discord servers.
Ay Kushal stop being a dead motive bro, them anime girls ain't worth it
by canyoureadmymind August 16, 2023
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dead school

The past, with negative associations. Products, styles, ideas, whatever it is that's pointless and from previous generations.
He still doesn't know how to rip his music; he jogs around with a dead school CD player and headphones from the nineties.
by chokingplanet February 17, 2009
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dead tweet

When a person makes a tweet that receives less than normal or no interactions on said tweet (likes, retreats, comments, etc.)
"Hey, stop making dead tweets and post something funny for once."
by Syn Tempo May 03, 2021
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dead relationship

a relationship that is over. Completely destroyed with no chance of recovery.
Remember that girl I used to date, yeah well thats a dead relationship. Now she'sjust a voice in my head.
by notwiththebs August 06, 2014
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dead bug

instead of using dead ass we say dead bug
she dead bug kissed him.
by unknownsaucer August 09, 2023
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The Dead Lights

3 floating nightlights that make you do what the creepy clown says.
don not buy.
person - did you know that pennywises true form is a spider.
Me - no thats wrong his true form is the dead lights.
by Omanis December 14, 2019
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