An ass that you cannot see. According to the person with this ass, it's apparently there, but not visible to the naked eye. This is just an excuse for a woman with a really flat ass.
Finneh: I caught some bitch looking at my ass a few days ago.
STEFFFF: maybe it was my ass
Finneh: What ass? OBRN!
STEFFFF: its there. =(
Finneh: So apparently you have a ninja ass.
STEFFFF: maybe it was my ass
Finneh: What ass? OBRN!
STEFFFF: its there. =(
Finneh: So apparently you have a ninja ass.
by Finneh January 7, 2008
Get the Ninja Ass mug."I ninja smoked some weed in the McDonald's bathroom, bought a Big Mac, and left."
"I had a cigarette in the library the other day, crouching behind the children's books."
"We ninja smoked a bowl behind the supermarket just before someone took out the trash."
"I had a cigarette in the library the other day, crouching behind the children's books."
"We ninja smoked a bowl behind the supermarket just before someone took out the trash."
by A Clockwork Orange November 8, 2008
Get the ninja smoke mug."I don't know why you have a password on your screen saver, Bob. It's not like there's an army of ninjas waiting in the air ducts to steal your porn."
by Theropod March 10, 2004
Get the army of ninjas mug.A variation of the Dirty Sanchez but for real ninjas. When conducting a Dirty Ninja the Ninja in question will take his penis out of his womans ass and wipe fecal matter all over her face leaving only the eyes visible. After you have accomplished this you must proudly proclaim out loud "Dirty Ninja" to be an offical Dirty Ninja.
ex. After having sex with my wife too soon after a delicious crave case, she was punished with a Dirty Ninja
WARNING: A Dirty Ninja is not to be taken lightly, loose peanuts or corn may cause skin lacerations or eye injuries
WARNING: A Dirty Ninja is not to be taken lightly, loose peanuts or corn may cause skin lacerations or eye injuries
by Tbagr June 22, 2010
Get the Dirty Ninja mug.When you are drinking and minute you're fine and the next minute you're waste.
It's when the alcohol sneaks up on you like a ninja.
It's when the alcohol sneaks up on you like a ninja.
Yo dude red bull and vodkas get me Ninja Drunk. I never know when they are going to hit me.
I was talking to Emily and everything was fine and then she got Ninja Drunk and could barely walk.
I was talking to Emily and everything was fine and then she got Ninja Drunk and could barely walk.
by Sc Smith (zy3n) November 1, 2008
Get the Ninja Drunk mug.-The Ninja girl AKA Kunoichi were women/girls that were trained in Ninjutsu(Art of stealth).
-Normally desguised as geisha's or villagers.
-Kunoichis usually desguis there weapons as Fans, Flute(blow gun), hair tie(poison needles),etc.
-Since their body stucture is diffrent from guy ninjas there training was diffrent meaning they had there own advantages.
-Normally desguised as geisha's or villagers.
-Kunoichis usually desguis there weapons as Fans, Flute(blow gun), hair tie(poison needles),etc.
-Since their body stucture is diffrent from guy ninjas there training was diffrent meaning they had there own advantages.
Example:
-A kunoichi would hide there face and pretend to cry to draw the atention of the target. The target ussually comes closer to ask whats wrong then suddenly she takes out the hidden weapon and kills the target.
-A kunoichi will suddenly take her clothes of to make the target distracted,suprised ,horny then kill the target with a hidden weapon quikly.
-Ninja girls were effective in assasination because no one expects girls to be able to fight.
-Good at gathering info like battle plans when desguised as geisha
-A kunoichi would hide there face and pretend to cry to draw the atention of the target. The target ussually comes closer to ask whats wrong then suddenly she takes out the hidden weapon and kills the target.
-A kunoichi will suddenly take her clothes of to make the target distracted,suprised ,horny then kill the target with a hidden weapon quikly.
-Ninja girls were effective in assasination because no one expects girls to be able to fight.
-Good at gathering info like battle plans when desguised as geisha
by Shinobinojutsu November 13, 2011
Get the Ninja Girl mug.Using a false address as the text mask for a hyperlink with the intention of keeping actual hyperlink secret until too late.
using VB code;
url=www.ratemypoo.comwww.coolbeans.com/url
the above code would display as "www.coolbeans.com" but once clicked, the "www.ratemypoo.com" link is opened.
url=www.ratemypoo.comwww.coolbeans.com/url
the above code would display as "www.coolbeans.com" but once clicked, the "www.ratemypoo.com" link is opened.
by Wawa February 21, 2003
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