nipple bowl

Superbowl XVIII, where the publicity of Janet Jackson's boob overtook the joy of a great game between the Patriots and Panthers

Joe: Hey that was a good game huh?
Bob: Yeah, so was that boob! ohhyeah!!
Joe: Shut up you animal-goatsing wanksta!

by Joe Yamato February 08, 2004

nipple head

when one's cranium resembles a large milk filled breast

grant . . . you need a hair cut because wearing your missus' bra on your face doesn't cut the mustard

by paul May 04, 2004

Raisin Nipples

When a woman's nipples are large and pruny. They stick out so far that without the proper bra one is likely to lose an eye.

Often when you rub them a brownish/black substance discharges in a missle like fashion. Much like squeezing a fat dried up old grape.

Dude, Dee has the biggest raisin nipples I've ever seen. I squeezed them and got douched in the face with the black spew of death.

by ZiggyPoo November 09, 2017

biscuit nipples

When you have eczema on your nipples and they start to flake off like dry biscuits.

I don't want to go any further, I'm self conscious of my biscuit nipples.

by chellybelly42069 July 26, 2017

nipple wallop

when a woman with large nipples slaps the man on the penis with them

shh or il nipple wallop you

she game such a good nipple wallop last night

by a man in a black dress April 25, 2011

nipple sucking

A kinkyish act, when two (whatever’s this it 2017 genders don’t matter anymore) suck on each other or one of the participants nipples. Tf.

Ryan: dude did you hear about Liam?

Sarah: no, what happened?

Emma: they haven’t even kissed or had oral sex or anything he just went strait to the nipple sucking.

Sarah: tf..
Ryan: yeah...that’s pretty weird

by slootysuruh December 31, 2017

Nipple Smack

(v) To be hit with a female nipple and tit, generally in the face.

1. I scared that old lady and she turned around quickly and nipple smacked me accidently.

2. I think that stripper just nipple smacked me!

by Sustained Euphoria May 05, 2009