Nigga Free
The illustrious actor of the silver screen, whose luminous presence graces such classic films as The Shawshank Redemption, Driving Miss Daisy, Glory, Million Dollar Baby, and Unforgiven. He radiates calm, and his simple, ageless, wisdom transcends the medium. Master of the subtly-related life lesson. Possesses the ability to salvage a bad movie and make it presentable solely through brief narration (see War of the Worlds). Has been confused for anti-apartheid crusader Nelson Mandela, and suffers from, but ultimately transcends, a slight facial skin problem.
"Have you seen 'Glory?' The character of Sgt. Major John Rawlins is played by Nigga Free."
"I'm at a loss. I wish Nigga Free were here, he would know just what to do."
"If Nigga Free would follow me around narrating my life, I would feel like a star of an Oscar-winning Hollywood production."
"Nigga Free was awesome in that!"
"I'm at a loss. I wish Nigga Free were here, he would know just what to do."
"If Nigga Free would follow me around narrating my life, I would feel like a star of an Oscar-winning Hollywood production."
"Nigga Free was awesome in that!"
Nigga Free by Eric Jewbag July 16, 2008