Moose vs zook

One sided slaughter

Moose vs zook is on tonight bhys pop over nah bud Fug them

by I’m not Paul February 22, 2022

Doing a Moose

When you chime in a conversation with something of no relevance.

Guy 1 - dude last night was awesome!
Guy 2- yeah man unreal night, can’t believe how messy it was.
Moose - just caught a 16lbs trout with my new rod lads!

Guy 1 - He’s doing a moose again..

by Kberg_King February 1, 2019

Double moose knuckle

An extra fat pussy

Damn look at tyreesha’s double moose knuckle , it could swallow a house

by Johnpiraino84 February 8, 2022

Moose Knuckle

When you wear tight jeans and there's a bulge in their pants and their balls makes a knuckled that looks like a moose

Damn Mikes jeans are really tight...you can see his moose knuckle

by Brain Pretzel September 17, 2020

Moose Man

Geese Man’s archnemesis. He is a very short person.

Person: They call me moose man.
Goose: *honks in annoyance*

by Alios735 December 5, 2020

Moose

An action involving inserting both thumbs in a womans anus with remaining fingers spread wide across her butt cheeks. Results in something that resembles moose antlers.

Dude, while that ho bag was going down on you in the limo, I moosed her. slut.

by Panic in my pants! May 7, 2009

monster moose

a vagina that has a grip so powerful that it is life changing. monster moose have the ability to make even the most cold-hearted catch feelings. a monster moose can make anyone nut in about 3 seconds.

“man, i was fucking becky last night and that girl had a monster moose so powerful i nutted 500,000 times”

by 666harrystyles420 September 7, 2022