John: Fuck you
Me: I fucked your mom
John: Your a dick
Me: Your mom doesn't mind
John: Get off my nuts dude
Me: I'm just getting you back because your mom wouldn't get off mine.
John: I'm gonna beat your ass dude.
Me: Just like I beat your mom's pussy?
Me: I fucked your mom
John: Your a dick
Me: Your mom doesn't mind
John: Get off my nuts dude
Me: I'm just getting you back because your mom wouldn't get off mine.
John: I'm gonna beat your ass dude.
Me: Just like I beat your mom's pussy?
by The Blanester88 November 05, 2007
Something you say sarcastically back to most likely to an overbearring female, that you want to get off your back for lecturing you. Who posseses mom like nagging properties.
"Mom": "Stop wrestling in the living room you guys are going to break something or worse hurt yourselves."
Reply: "Okay mom"
Reply: "Okay mom"
by Kylerswy December 04, 2011
Someone who tries to act like shes your mother. who is a socontrolling. One who always thinks she knows whats best. She is the one your dad is in love with but acts like a total bitch. She is always being nosy and when you aren't trying to be friends with her she goes to your dad and acts like the victim. She is the most frustrating person you will ever meet. And she always says that "One day you will thank me"
by lndunssss January 26, 2015
v. The act of trading sexual encounters with a friend's mother in exchange for one with yours. Plural form: Mom-party.
Dude X: "Dude, you know you owe me a bottle of DVX..."
Dude Y: "Motherfucker, I ain't gettin' paid 'till Tuesday!"
Dude X: "Like I givva fuck! Where's my money, bitch?!"
Dude Y: "You know.....haha, in my momma's puss-aye! You wanna Mom swap, an' forget about all this?!"
Dude X: "Fuck yeah I do! I'm sickah hearin' ol' mawms complain to me about the lack of dick in this town, Gee! But you know how it is...."
Dude Y: "What, choo' think I'm sumkineuh dumbass or some shiugh?! Fuck yeah I'm down, yo mah's hella fine! Like, straight cougah, ya know?! We're mom swappin'!"
Dude Y: "Motherfucker, I ain't gettin' paid 'till Tuesday!"
Dude X: "Like I givva fuck! Where's my money, bitch?!"
Dude Y: "You know.....haha, in my momma's puss-aye! You wanna Mom swap, an' forget about all this?!"
Dude X: "Fuck yeah I do! I'm sickah hearin' ol' mawms complain to me about the lack of dick in this town, Gee! But you know how it is...."
Dude Y: "What, choo' think I'm sumkineuh dumbass or some shiugh?! Fuck yeah I'm down, yo mah's hella fine! Like, straight cougah, ya know?! We're mom swappin'!"
by Droogans January 21, 2010
by T.P April 26, 2006
A: Hey fathead, check out the mom ass on that broad at 3 o clock
B: Yikes that is indeed some serious mom ass
B: Yikes that is indeed some serious mom ass
by Freddy Z June 24, 2005
a mom who is a bitch and would do anything to control you and she always nags about your studies and she is always like spend money on cheap stuff for you especially. she is hypocrite she resorts to hitting when you refuse to litsen to her. There are three things she like to do you:
1.she bitch slaps or hits you with passion.
2.she makes you work ridiculously hard to get your license.
3.she likes to punish you for bullshit and ridicoulus things such as not doing a problem for homework.
1.she bitch slaps or hits you with passion.
2.she makes you work ridiculously hard to get your license.
3.she likes to punish you for bullshit and ridicoulus things such as not doing a problem for homework.
asian mom:you need finish this problem?
son:no mom
asian mom: your not getting your license tommorrow if don't finish this!!!
son's thought: wow she is a bitch!!!
son:no mom
asian mom: your not getting your license tommorrow if don't finish this!!!
son's thought: wow she is a bitch!!!
by rocketman12345 August 05, 2009