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half mile freeway

What a woman calls the experience she has with a man or men when she has a great ride with a well endowed, large or long gifted man, whom she can get on and off quickly.
She sure likes that half mile freeway
half mile freeway by Observer 777 August 25, 2021

Turn Mile 

To turn a new leaf. To start in a new direction. To take things a different way.
If you would like to change then we can turn mile.
Turn Mile by Gamingbill February 4, 2023

Country Mile 

The distance between two Baptist churches in the Deep South.
Hunter: “Last one to finish the moonshine loses the bet!”
Tucker: “What are we betting?”
Hunter: “Loser has to run across the Publix parking lot naked”
Tucker: “That must be the distance of a country mile!”
Country Mile by Martin_Stoyanov February 9, 2023

The Nick-ed Mile 

Running over a mile, usually over a bridge, in order to get get to know some girl who is most likely NOT going to put out so really, what is the point?
Guy1: Where is Nick?
Guy2: He went to see some girl he barely knows
Guy1: So hes running the Nick-ed Mile?
Guy2: Yup
Guy1: What a douche!
The Nick-ed Mile by Ginger Kid17 February 8, 2009

a man's mile 

The distance to one's destination, regardless of unit of measurement.
"How far is it from New York City to LA?"
"About a man's mile."

Walking the brown mile

Used to describe the uncomfortable walk to the nearest toilet to drop ones load. Can also be seen in the workplace when a thoughtful colleague will often bypass the nearest shitter and make the walk to a more isolated location to make the experience more relaxing .
Hi Bob, good weekend?

Hi Sue , great thanks, I can’t stop and talk , I’m walking the brown mile right now but I’ll meet you for coffee at 10 ?
No worries Bob, have a safe journey.