fat mike

adj.
When someone busts open a locker and pisses on their shit.

"i am gonna bust open this kids locker and give him a Fat Mike."

by Shaggy March 9, 2005

Mike Jones

Mike Jones was cool before he dropped Who Is Mike Jones? His old stuff is great and he actually flows, but he decided to go the easy route this time and shout his name and number.

Who?! Mike Jones! If you hate Mike Jones look up The Mixtape Messiah on Limewire and hear how bad Chamillionaire wrecks on him.

by Lt Panda July 31, 2005

Mike Jones

A rapper obessed with saying his name.

Random person: Hey, nigger, what's your name?

Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones

Random person: Ok, please be quiet now.

Mike Jones: Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones, Mike Jones

*White guy beats the shit out of Mike Jones*

by Johnny Johnothan August 6, 2006

mike jones

The male prostitute who in late 2006 alleged the Evangelical leader, Rev. Ted Haggard, paid him for sex and methamphetamine over a three-year period.

Jones, who exposed the Haggard, is quoted as saying, "I felt I owed it to the gay community to expose the hypocrisy,".

Person One: Who was that one male prostitute that that one fag religious leader was fucking?

Person Two: Oh - I beleive that it was Mike Jones.

by M. James a.k.a. "pig" November 6, 2006

Nigga Mike

Cool, Sexi, Funny as shit, Best in the world, Loveable, Big HUGE penis, Great guy, usually works at gas stations, has great taste

Some say Nigga Mike is the best. Some say Nigga Mike is better than the rest. They even say he likes big breasts.

by PeachesN'Kream February 3, 2010

Mike Bobaguard

A man who lost his virginity to a horse when he was 12 years old.

I got Mike Bobaguarded when I was young.

by anonymous January 30, 2023

Mike Dirnt

Bassist for the California Based punk/rock Group Green Day. He is also the back up singer for Billie Joe Armstrong, the lead singer and guitarist for the band.

(He's cute too)

Mike Dirnt wrote the lyrics to the song "Ha Ha you're Dead"

by K.ait January 2, 2006