Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.
I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.
I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.
I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.
I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.
I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
Get the Meat Jellymug. Father Meat was an enemy to Mr. Goggins and Steve. being an absolute pile of tumors and testicles, he attepmted to fight them single handed but failed, man literally got his booty cheeks violated. He eventually went to Jaydoni to help him get stronger. Not much is known after this other than he got molested by Jaydoni.
by Pewpew bumblesnatch May 16, 2022
Get the Father Meatmug. When a certain male appendage is rubbed against a female in close spaces when passing by each other.
Typically, a subtle way for a man to get close to a woman that is a complete stranger, and potentially spark a conversation, however it can happen naturally.
Typically, a subtle way for a man to get close to a woman that is a complete stranger, and potentially spark a conversation, however it can happen naturally.
In a crowded bar setting, often a male will be trying to get to the bar: As he passes by a group of females, he will 'rub' against them ( 'Excuse me' ) and give them the Meat Brush.
In a movie theater, when squeezing past a group of group of people to get to a seat in the middle, 'Excuse me' and give them the Meat Brush.
In a movie theater, when squeezing past a group of group of people to get to a seat in the middle, 'Excuse me' and give them the Meat Brush.
by meatbrush February 22, 2011
Get the Meat Brushmug. 
by LostxArcid May 5, 2016
Get the Thug Meatmug. The act of racing against official police cars on a drag strip legally. As defined by Jeremy Clarkson on Top Gear.
that was a police mustang. They have modded it and then said to kids, "Can you beat us?". They actually call it "Beat the meat"
by Petr0l_H3ad July 25, 2023
Get the Beat the meatmug. Noun; The parts of a vagina that hang out the sides of a woman's panties or swimsuit bottoms. Usually kind of saggy.
Man, look at her side meat in that bikini! She's sure been run through!
Don't wear goggles in the pool or you're sure to see some mangled side meats.
Don't wear goggles in the pool or you're sure to see some mangled side meats.
by Did you say Groovy? October 18, 2022
Get the Side Meatmug.