Shit me

A term used by absolute mad lads exclaiming utter disappointment

Shit me he’s a dick head

by Holy cow Batman February 4, 2019

food me

a different and funnier way to say "feed me"

you: "Dad, I'm so hungry! Food me!!"

by lrander4 July 21, 2009

zombify-me

statement by oneself to oneself announcing that you are about to undertake intense self intoxication;

stumbling upon a situation which involves extreme tedium or horror and responding with the remark similiar in meaning to "Oh please someone just sedate me already!";

As I entered the kitchen I saw him reach for the bottle of Green Chartreuse and pour a large shot, and before sculling it down he screamed in a drawn-out disturbing manner, " z o m - b i f - f y - m e !" (zombify-me);

Zack paused 'Dawn of the Dead' before poring his sixth triple shot Wild Turkey, and just as he was about to take a large gulp, just barely managed to groan "Zombify-me";

by Zack Bathory January 16, 2008

do me

HOOAAAAAAAAGH!
Meaning, have sex with me. Can be said casually as a joke most people will take lightly. Try saying it to someone of your sexual preference in a desperate tone of voice and see what happens!

"Hey, do me!"
"*pats legs* Oh, ha, you're so funny!"

by Jimmik February 20, 2004

cheesing me

When something happens that you think was some bull crap

2k is cheesing me for real

Did that really just happen,that's some cheese

by 2k's words defined November 28, 2016

stick it on me

“stick it on me” is often used to ask for a kiss/makeout session.

Perhaps you can stick it on me while nobody is watching?

by whoms’t July 18, 2018

Windows ME

Windows Massive Errors. You can Usually Find Windows ME in the toilet about 8 hours after you eat. Please Upgrade to Windows 2000 Pro. or Windows XP. Windows 2000 is the Most Stable OS Ever i think.

Wife: Honney, I think our Computer got a Virus
Husband: No, Thats Just Windows ME. I Put it in This Morning

by Michael Lippa July 26, 2008