Matthew Thomason

A lad, normally from Yorkshire, who is an absolute prick and cheats on his girlfriend.
A term as an insult, usually.

Person 1: I saw that bloke the other week with a different lass to the one he’s with now.
Person 2: Yeah, he must be a Matthew Thomason or something.

by evillweevil July 13, 2019

Matthew Gerdes

a Failure And a Potato

Matthew Gerdes is a giant Potato

by yeeeeeters December 9, 2019

matthew john adams

has a small PENIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

omg is that matthew john adams?? i heard he has a big dick!!!!!!!!!

by ooflmao January 16, 2020

matthew furman

A little bitch head that thinks he is superior to the rest however his 3inch pp doesn’t say the same. He has a kind nature however he sometimes lets drugs and alcohol take over and change who he is. He is unsure how to keep a relationship and usually allows feelings for others to get in the way. We don’t like Matthews like this Matthew.

We wish Matthew nothing but success in the future and hope we finds himself on this journey ahead.

To all the Matthews, stay safe and healthy!!

“Hi Matthew Furman. I like you”

“Sorry that can’t happen in drowning in hoes and bitches”

by The lil boy 7 July 9, 2020

Matthewmgcs

A youtuber who makes Pokemon animations using MSPaint

I like this pokemon animation made by Matthewmgcs

by Matthewmgcs December 19, 2020

matthew ferguson

a person who genuinely loves boobs , mainly calls them " tiddies " . always asking , but knowing a careful , kind manner .

person 1 : " did matthew ask you for tiddies too ?

person 2 : " yes ! but he did it in such a kind & caring way ! how nice matthew ferguson is !! "

by windsheild wipers March 2, 2021

mathewnoir

mathewnoir Is funny and talented <3

mathewnoir Is the best

by didyougetwhopa July 4, 2021