Rob was looking for some safety scissors and accidentally became the masturbe to Phil's trip to pound town.
by Jordanmlat April 06, 2021
A +18 thing that is in the Olympics where 1. You masturbate until you reach ejaculation or 2. You stop masturbating right before you produce semen
Herby Hancock was desperate to watch the masturbation Olympics
Masturbation Olympics winner: the feeling of winning and ejaculation was so good that infact it is the best day of my life and also my advice is at least don't masturbate for 1 day before you do the masturbation Olympics
Masturbation Olympics winner: the feeling of winning and ejaculation was so good that infact it is the best day of my life and also my advice is at least don't masturbate for 1 day before you do the masturbation Olympics
by Sebastian hiney February 27, 2021
Well, when you realize that this is the most PURE ACT in the world which is proven by the ultimate ASSHOLE LEADER your ANUS MASTURBATE and that is why it feels so good most of the TIME when SHIT passes from your ANUS into the ASSHOLE to the outside world.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE October 13, 2021
by fuckyourdad101inthea$$ October 01, 2017
Random Person 1 : Did You Hear That Phil Died Due To Masturbating!
Random Person 2 : Death By Masturbation? What A Way To Go Out.
Random Person 2 : Death By Masturbation? What A Way To Go Out.
by When You Cant Think Of A Name October 15, 2021
by Jonhspyro December 22, 2019