Magic Johnson 

A magical johnson (slang for penis) that cures HIV and other sexually transmitted diseases. Also cures poverty by potentially granting women the chance to win 18 years of child support payments.

Nig 1: Yo nigga I heard Magic Johnson got clapped with HIV
Nig 2: Bet nigga he got dat magic johnson you feel me? He just rubs it a few times and biggie comes out and cures him of all diseases and sins.
Nig 1: Bet nigga! Ima see if I can get my hands on that shiiet. I got HIV and Ee-bolla!

Magic Johnson by niggismallz December 27, 2023

magic bells

when your balls are so big they hit eachother like two bells (i definitely didnt make that up)

guy 1: dude i cant jump rn
guy 2: why
guy 1: my magic bells keep clapping together
guy 2: nahhh 💀

magic bells by skylikesguns February 20, 2024

Magic Using Junta

Someone who is a heavy liar, or is over confidant in themselves, to the point of extremism. Derives from a fake Yu-Gi-Oh card called "Black Cows Magician".

Bro, Will was Being such a Magic Using Junta today.

Magic Using Junta by V1rginEarz February 25, 2024

Magic Rabbit Hole

A world of lies and misdirection. Entering one means to fall for those lies.
This phrase can be more easily defined by comparing what happens when one enters a normal metaphorical rabbit hole versus a magic rabbit hole. Entering a normal rabbit hole means to delve very deep into a subject to make proper discoveries, while entering a magic rabbit hole means one falls victim to numerous falsehoods.

Developed as a more clear distinction between discovery through investigation and being misled in numerous ways.

Person A: Vaccines cause autism, the moon landing was faked, and 9/11 was an inside job!
Person B: No, none of that is true. Get out of the magic rabbit hole.

Magic Rabbit Hole by The_Epicness9000 March 6, 2024

Magic wand 

Magic wand is commonly used to refer to a Trans Girls' penis.

Me: I love magic wand so much.
Other person: You like magic or girl dick?

Magic wand by Finn :3 March 28, 2024

magic internet money 

What normies call crypto currency.

"Man, I love this Magic Internet Money!"

- Chad, who just made a 3,000X on a cat coin.

magic internet money by crypto chad April 3, 2024

Magic Man 

The first ever hit single by the legendary band Heart, that was the opening track for their insanely good debut album, “Dreamboat Annie.” The song “Magic Man,” written by Ann and Nancy Wilson, the front-women of Heart, tells a story of the lead singer, Ann, falling in love with Mike Fisher, one of her band mates. Magic Man is about Ann falling head over heels for Mike, and moving to an entirely new country to be with him when she was 21 years old. Her mother didn’t think it was the best descision for her, since she thought she was still so young, and would constantly call her and ask how things were going, hence the lyrics: Come on home girl, Mama cried on the phone, Too soon to lose my baby, Yeah my girl should be at home!

Magic Man is truly an incredible song, not only because of the meaning behind the lyrics and how well they were put together, but also the music itself. There’s a 2-minute long instrumental section during the second half of the song that is just so perfect, it almost doesn’t seem long enough.

The entirety of Dreamboat Annie is just magnificent, I mean there’s really no other way to describe it. Every single song on there is an actual masterpiece, and I hope every single person of this planet at least gets to hear one song off that album at least one time in their life.

Riley: Hey Leah, what are you listening to?

Leah: ‘Magic Man’ by Heart! It’s an amazing song!!

Riley: Really? I wanna hear it now!

Leah: *plays Magic Man for Riley*

Riley: *falls in love with Magic Man right away because it’s just that good*

Magic Man by ClassicRockLoverr June 5, 2024