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Magic Bean

My damn magic bean is wet!

When she was changing, I saw her magic bean.
Please use my magic bean!
by Paper Hat December 4, 2023
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magic dirt theory

Likely a strawman created by the far right to make racial/ethnic egalitarians look like silly, naive magic believers.

Guessing that this theory states that people's behavior are determined by the location they're in through "magic". Pretty much no one actually believes that people will change behavior once they enter an area. The far right can't actually "prove" their "superiority" so they have to compare themselves to made up magic believers even stupider than them to give them a false sense of intelligence. If you see someone use this term against you, that's a sign that they're just a troll who just want to make you mad.
A: "Different races and ethnicities are still part of the same species. Any non appearance or cultural based differences are too small to count any race or ethnicity as actually better than others."

B: "ANOTHER BELIEVER IN MAGIC DIRT THEORY AND ANOTHER LIBTARD EPICLY PWNED!!!"

A: "'Magic Dirt Theory'? The hell's that? Some strawman you created?"

B: "HOW ARE YOU SO DUMB AS TO NOT KNOW THE THEORY YOU BELIEVE IN? CAN'T EXPECT SHIT FOR A LIBTARD EMPHASIS ON THE L AND THE TARD"

A: "Another day another troll"
by Silicosis9324 July 19, 2024
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magic bells

when your balls are so big they hit eachother like two bells (i definitely didnt make that up)
guy 1: dude i cant jump rn
guy 2: why
guy 1: my magic bells keep clapping together
guy 2: nahhh 💀
by skylikesguns February 20, 2024
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Magic Using Junta

Someone who is a heavy liar, or is over confidant in themselves, to the point of extremism. Derives from a fake Yu-Gi-Oh card called "Black Cows Magician".
Bro, Will was Being such a Magic Using Junta today.
by V1rginEarz February 25, 2024
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Magic Rabbit Hole

A world of lies and misdirection. Entering one means to fall for those lies.
This phrase can be more easily defined by comparing what happens when one enters a normal metaphorical rabbit hole versus a magic rabbit hole. Entering a normal rabbit hole means to delve very deep into a subject to make proper discoveries, while entering a magic rabbit hole means one falls victim to numerous falsehoods.

Developed as a more clear distinction between discovery through investigation and being misled in numerous ways.
Person A: Vaccines cause autism, the moon landing was faked, and 9/11 was an inside job!
Person B: No, none of that is true. Get out of the magic rabbit hole.
by The_Epicness9000 March 6, 2024
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Magic wand

Magic wand is commonly used to refer to a Trans Girls' penis.
Me: I love magic wand so much.
Other person: You like magic or girl dick?
by Finn :3 March 28, 2024
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magic internet money

"Man, I love this Magic Internet Money!"

- Chad, who just made a 3,000X on a cat coin.
by crypto chad April 3, 2024
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