joel madden 

A huge media whore who is the singer for the band Good Charlotte. He was born 11 March 1979, and likes young girls.

"Did you hear Joel Maddens dating Hilary Duff?"
"No way Mate! thats gross!"

joel madden by christinauk July 3, 2006

Maddison 

Maddison, (Madison, Maddy, Maddie)
Most likely a white girl with brown eyes. Probably wishes she had hair the length of a giraffe's neck, a flat stomach & a fat ass. Doesn't matter if she has a mint personality & can crack some sick jokes, you'll never know cause she avoids human contact.

Maddison deals with her problems by avoiding them completely and/or alcohol
Maddison's idea of fun is a handful of MDMA & going on insane adventures but not without a handful of MDMA

Maddison is fucking insane
Who the fuck's Maddison?
That Maddison chick is fit but shes always on MDMA

Maddison by thatchickwiththemdma May 20, 2016

evil rhino who goes around creating vortexes of sqirrell killing hitler maddness 

My friend.

(this word) is cool!

evil rhino who goes around creating vortexes of sqirrell killing hitler maddness by person yo-yo June 27, 2003

middie 

male biddie... in other words, a hot guy

yo look at him! hes such a middie! i wanna do him so bad.

or

check out all the middies in the corner

middie by middielover August 18, 2009

MaddieIannamorelli 

A beautiful talking interactive black flower, which could be a toy, a decoration or a computer program. The Flower is fictional and has a harsh voice despite on its beauty.

It would be really cool if we could grow MaddieIannamorelli's in the garden. Unfortunately, its fictional.

MaddieIannamorelli by ktcgur15 October 7, 2009

maddieism 

When one friendzones someone only to later fall in love with them after an extended period of time, resuylting in getting rejected by them as they have moved on.

John:Hey, you know that girl that used to like me?
Carl:Yeah, what about her?
John:Well today I told her that I felt the same way.
Carl:and?
John:She said she had moved on.
Carl:Tough break man, it looks like you are suffering from a bad case of maddieism.

maddieism by llamabeef September 4, 2013

Madden and chill 

When you have no social life and no girl to call to come over to "Netflix and chill". A subtle way to say you'll be at home, alone, watching porn.

Status update-" wow... home on a Friday night again. I can get used to this. Madden and chill time."

Madden and chill by Dr Tra December 21, 2015