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Matthew

Is a man with a mommy kink
"a theres matthew with his mommy kink porn
by Shoxxie October 4, 2022
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Matthew.... typically tall . Dying due to monster poisoning . Is likable but jot loveable.
Oh I remember matthew
by Small mileage man October 9, 2022
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Matthew is the most gorgeous boy I’ve ever seen in my life. He has beautiful sandy brown hair and greenish blue eyes that you can get lost in. He is very smart, confident, loyal, calm and just my favorite darling. I pray to God that he will maybe take interest in me one day.

You just can’t help but fall in love with him. He is just so irresistibly cute, you just want to grab him and hold him forever.
You could fall asleep in his lap and he wouldn’t even mind.
Matthew’s friends absolutely adore him and love him.

Matthew is very laid back and just a calm, quiet person who doesn’t get angry easily but when he does, oh boy.

He is the most beautiful person I’ve ever laid my eyes on. Keep Matthew near you for the rest of your life.
Hey Matthew, you will probably not see this because I’m just some random Hungarian girl in your class. But I think about you all the time. I love you, darling.
by Issey_Rain October 10, 2022
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Hi, my name is Matthew! I play Fortnite every day, do you too?
by Patricz October 14, 2022
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Matthew is a kind, sweet, caring, and cute guy with whom you will fall in love the second you meet. All the girls want to be with him, and all the boys are jealous. But he devotes his heart to one adorable girl.
person1: who's that? He's so cute!
person2: oh, that's a Matthew
by TotallyNotAlisha October 14, 2022
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Matthew is a sexy cute boy, his nickname is Matty, great name to scream! He has an ass of a goddess, an absolute cutie pie!
by TinyBobRoss January 27, 2023
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Matthew is a computer science major and know a little Spanish I think. He is just the silliest goose and has long luscious locks and hates run on sentences. He also enjoys hitting grandmas with his car on the weekends. He also enjoys prank calling missing cat posters. If you were to punch him he wouldn't fall over, however if you sneezed on him his immune system would take the L. Common guy who enjoys making films and Eldon Ring and has negative negative rizz. Also has a Morbius body pillow
" I'm lactose intolerant"
"Classic Matthew L. Hold on someone's calling me about my missing cat, wait are you calling me rn?"
by furry overlord February 2, 2023
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