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Mass-Turd

Often confuzed with "masturbation"
It has nothing to do with that, though it may be used unwisely by some.
It is used to de-compliment someone or make fun of how they look.
Used Correctly:
"Look at that guy! He is such a Mass-Turd!"
Used Incorrectly:
"I Mass-Turd all night last night!"
by Spaztik-Plaztik November 6, 2005
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Massad

Massads are truly amazing people beautiful and extremely inteligent. They are very selfless always trying to help their fellow man. They will make you smile and laugh non-stop. If you ever find yourself in the presence of a Massad cherish that moment because you are truly blessed!
OMG that show was so Massad!
by Claytorade January 20, 2012
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Mass Erection

When someone sends a NSFW message in a group chat, it causes "mass erections". It's basically a lot of people getting erections at the same time due to the NSFW message/post.
-Chat admin: NSFW materials are prohibited in this chat, please refrain from sending media that will cause mass erection in members.
by Hadi Poker Face August 12, 2017
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Magical Massager

The one back massager in the house your mom never lets you use.
"Mommy my back hurts can I use that big new big Magical massager"

"NO BITCH THATS MINE I NEED IT TONIGHT YOUR GROUNDED BITCH"
by doughballfro92 June 23, 2009
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weapon of mass destruction

thoughs things George W.Bush keeps saying iraq has hidden somewere he is really trying to get an excuse to bomb the crap out of iraq after iraq he will do the same for france that evil basterd
George W.Bush: iraq has a weapon of mass destruction lets bomb the crap out of it.
Reporter: Why do you always want to bomb the crap out of everything
George W.Bush: BOMBING THE CRAP OUT OF STUFF IS THE SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING. Now LETS GO NUKE SOMETHIN'
by 6611nitro July 17, 2009
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West Texas Massage

when someone beats a rattlesnake to death with a baseball bat or any other hard sports item.
"the other day little john juan yelled snake!"
"what did u do?"
"i gave that serpent a good ol' west texas massage with the woman's sex toy"
by THUNDER_N_U_T_Z February 23, 2010
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pj masks

by Mr. Steal Ur Girl May 20, 2018
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