Lunch Table Friend

Someone who you'd sit with at lunch but is too weird and/or stupid to hang out with anywhere else. In many cases could be a fuck boy.

(blank) is fine to be around but he's just a lunch table friend.

by Sovereign K. December 20, 2014

Lunchbox

When you defecate into a woman's vagina and she holds it in her until you get to your picnic site to feed to you.

Sally's lunchbox was overflowing

by Kingof7676 June 26, 2017

Lunch Lady

An interdimensional bringer of treats and beats usually transcending her lucky recipients to full floorgasm.

Grasshopper 1: "Whoa... do you feel that razzle in your dazzle?"
Grasshopper 2: "Yes my friend, the Lunch Lady is about to do her damn thang!"

by magic-marker January 23, 2018

Moist Lunch

Oppisite to dry lunch

A person who's face you love to look to look at and couldn't ever imagine slapping it.

Someone who is always prepared with the ready's and loves to splash out on other people

I love looking at your face, your such a moist lunch

Thanks for the round of drinks, you such a moist lunch! Love you.

by lee_mozzy October 27, 2009

Monkey Lunchbox

A very very hairy lady-area. Often large, and brown in colour.

"I was going to perform intercourse unto Tarry, until I discovered she has a Monkey Lunchbox!"

by VeryGay March 23, 2010

Smart Lunch

A time for juniors and seniors to go off campus.

A time to laugh at the freshman and sophomores.

All the juniors and seniors went off campus while the freshman and sophomores stayed on for smart lunch.

by Destroyer of Worldsssssss October 14, 2013

Louisiana lunch box

When you go down on a chick who has crabs. Lots and lots of crabs.

Keith: How did it go with that skank from the bar last night?

Shane: It was going great until I realized I had been given a Louisiana lunch box, now my beard is full of fucking crabs!

by Larry Fromish December 11, 2015