pocket legos

When you put a Lego figure in your urethra.

“Pocket legos are life braaa.”

by TheGayLegoFig January 19, 2018

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Red lagoon

The not uncommon practice of falling into a females nether regions after copious amounts of brandy and trying to remove your trousers whilst she is having a chernobyl level menstral meltdown

Him “you’re getting it”
Her “mon then”
he falls

Him “eeeee gaad”
Her “oh god aye”

Him “what’s on my face”
Her “welcome to the RED LAGOON bitch”

by Vickys Red Lagoon February 3, 2018

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An alcoholic drink that consist of: 1 part coconut rum, 1 part of Blue Caracao, and 6 parts lemon juice or sour mix.

For best results, get a shaker, and a handful of ice in it, then mix the rum, blue caracao, and then the juice. Shake, and pour into a chilled glass. Pineapple, Lemon, Lime or Orange garnish.

Just a couple of notes: 1 part = 1 oz, I prefer to use Barcardi coconut rum if you want it to be stronger or Malibu if you want more flavor. In my Opinion it's an excellent summer cocktail, you can get a nice buzz off a couple, by a nice body of water, it tastes like Blue Coconut shaved ice to me, I love it.

It's quite hot outside, I think I'll go make some Blue Lagoons to cool off, and unwind in the summertime.

by Alangrae June 17, 2018

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