Cowboy Law

When you give a girl your hat and she wears it, she's automatically your girlfriend.

When you let a girl drive your truck or jeep, she's your girlfriend.

Cowboy Law.

I let her drive my truck. Cowboy Law.

by Cblaw June 14, 2018

Junior's Law

Any conversation, if long enough, will eventually have a sexual reference.

Guy 1: "Did you see that catch? How he held onto that ball was crazy!"

Guy 2: "Must've learned from your mom. She had a grip on my balls last night."

Gut 1: "Seriously? Pulling Junior's Law at a football game? Just wrong."

Guy 2: "Suck a dick."

by Lilbigwill08 October 18, 2016

stepbrother-in-law

1- Stepsibling's husband.
2- Spouse's stepbrother.

My stepbrother-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

sinatra’s law

The property that if an item can be crafted in any of the five boroughs of New York City, it can be crafted anywhere.

“Because of Sinatra’s Law, this can be made anywhere.”

by chungledown bim December 5, 2022

brother not-in-law

Where gay marriage is illegal, your same-sex partner's sibling.

Who was that? Oh, that's Bob. He's my brother not-in-law.

by wranstrom March 26, 2011

Dorothy's Law

Two definitions:

1) "There's no place like home."
2) "In internet dating, the more attractive a person is, the further away they are."

"I had a great trip, but Dorothy's Law still applies." - definition 1.

"We have the same vibe and she is really cute, but she lives in New York - Dorothy's Law again..." - definition 2.

by rosella.debusk March 25, 2010

The Squidward Law

A law in Tv shows (more specifically cartoons) in which a character has to always get an unfair and unreasonable amount of torture as a result of karma, exactly like Squidward, hence the name.

Guy: Why does this character always get tortured a lot?
Guy 2: Well, what you are seeing is The Squidward Law in action.

by manananan April 4, 2021