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Arse licking lizzy

If you are an 'Arse Licking-Lizzy' it means that you would do anything for a promotion. An Arse Licking-Lizzy is similar to a brown noser where a person licks so much arse to get a job that they literally have shit on their nose and they stink of shit too.
"Did you see that Arse Licking Lizzy lick the boss' arse hole?"

''yeah man''

"she now has poo on her nose"

"Ye, she might as well of just fuked the boss. Silly slut"
by psdoffe November 17, 2011
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Platonic Boob Licking

The act of licking another person's boob in a way that is non-sexual, often done in a "truth or dare" scenario.
E.g. I dare you to engage in platonic boob licking with her
by notasloth1234 March 28, 2013
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albino fish lick

The act of eating cocaine out of a woman's vagina
Bro I got so high after she told me I could do an albino fish lick. She really seemed to like it too.
by Dipcommander May 14, 2015
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WHAT THE LICK READ

calvin ax me what the lick read this morning and i said "what"?
by shannonf October 28, 2007
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Licking the bottle

When you are interested in a girl and effectively tell your friends as to make her off limits to their sexual conquests, much like if you licked a bottle so that nobody would drink from it while you were out of the room.
Dude, I am Licking the bottle on this girl. Back off.
by Seanlas Barbowany November 19, 2010
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funnel lick

when you feel the need to pull out a funnel to more efficiently lick the leftovers out of the woman anus, or pussy.
John got a good one on with christina.
by Kinky assmaster February 6, 2004
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Lick-sauce

Bring some lick-sauce to that party tonight.
by Zoë Schultz September 20, 2006
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