cock locked

1.) When a girl stays with someone or continues to proposition an ex just for the sex, because it's simply magnificent.

2.) The female equivalent of being whipped.

"Oh girl, this boy has me cock locked. He's so good I'm coming at least 4 times per night. Too bad he's a douche bag."

by Andi W. January 4, 2009

Ninja Licker

-A person who is disliked in many ways.

"Your a 'ninja licker'" said to the store owner. "I want my refund."

by Nate E116 May 22, 2009

Lumber Licker

A gay male.

That dude is SUCH a lumber licker.

by DeathMetalFan10 June 4, 2011

dick locked

when a female is situated in a bedroom, having two other bedrooms on either side, and the two outside bedroom consist of male visitors when the middle one does not

Anna's boyfriend and Shelly's slam piece were in town last weekend, which left Jenna totally dick locked!

by heyitsme98 May 20, 2016

Cat Locked

A laptop computer rendered useless because a cat is sleeping on it.

I'll get you that file after dinner, my computer is cat locked right now.

by Fraz Von Hoffer June 22, 2016

Trigger-licker

A guy/girl who has such a shitty attitude it's almost like they're committing involuntary suicide. It's as if they're begging or licking a/the trigger to get shot or robbed.

Can also be used:
"licking the trigger"
"triggabite" i.e. is a disease

Peacely McFleekston: Hey man. Chill out. You don't have to be so disrespectful.

Willy G: Fuck you, you clitch having ass marfakka. I dare YOU to try something on ME. That's right cause you's a punk and a pussy.

*Willy G charges after Peacely*

*Willy G gets shot*

Peacely: Trigger-licker picked the wrong peacemaker to mess with!

by Tweaks the Boy March 13, 2017

rust licker

One who eats ass an hour or two after shitting that has not been cleaned. They enjoy the taste of the digestive residue.

Yo man you gotta tell that rust licker Sean Duffy to tell his smelly female to wipe.

by Girth Warrior February 13, 2018