knob

Similar to the word newb, or newbie. Used in online chats, specifically gaming chat rooms.

Hey, that guy was a total knob.

by Tim Hansen November 27, 2003

knob head

Old grey haird fuddy duddy, drives a Merc (or two or three), Lives in Mandurah,

IHow am I supposed to know... I'm just a KNOB HEAD !!!

by shaun May 29, 2003

Knob Goblin

A goblin that infests your knob if you don't wear a condom.
Or, a goblin that like knobs.

Did you hear about Jimmy? He went to Tijuana and got knob goblins from a hooker.

While camping, Derek walked into the woods to take a leak, and was immediately fellated by a knob goblin. There were no survivors.

by Grossenschwaum February 14, 2006

knob jockey

one who likes a big knob up their anus.

David f takes hard knob up the anus he is a knob jockey

by robert f June 2, 2004

knob jocky

Someone who is gay, a mincer, up hill gardener, faggit, you get the picture.

Paul say "HERE! jimmy look that faggit over there."
Jimmy say " aye what a Knob Jocky.

by stinkajazz April 27, 2004

Suck Knob

The knob that the sound guy thrns when the band pisses him off. see also suck button.

Band guy: "Dude, My Cowbell is more important than the lead guitar, it needs to be louder"

Sound Guy: "Fuck you, asshole"...then turns the suck knob to 11.

by King Kong December 15, 2003

Knobjob

Type of haircut that looks like the end of a penis

'Hey Steve that dude has a mean knobjob'

by Smillie June 11, 2006