July 22nd

If it is July 22nd, that means if youre reading this you are gay and there is nothing you can do to change this until the next day.

omg I hear its july 22nd wanna make out full homo dude

yes bc its july 22nd

by AshTheReallyAwesomeMan July 22, 2022

July 19

Only the limited edition and baddest bitches are born on this day.

WOW Bella is so cool she was born on July 19th.

by Professor steel July 19, 2022

July 1st

Also known as the dick of July (Julius Caesar).

Bro, my birthday is on July 1st.
You mean the dick of July?
Yeah bro, Julius Caesar had a monster cock.

by Krifmas June 28, 2021

July 23rd

The greatest person on earth was born this day, they are sweet, kind, hot, cute, protective, always there for you, caring, and will love you forever, they have the most gorgeous hair and most gorgeous eyes, they are a keeper

"Woah Dominick was born on July 23rd, he's just like it says!"

by Sissy~ January 19, 2021

30th july

national Lena day

30th july is a day to celebrate people named Lena

by TheDopestLena November 14, 2021

July 19

Only six foot something bad bitches were born on July 19. Bonus is if they’re sticks.

Dean: Dude, it’s July 19, you know what that means?
Crowley: It’s the moose’s birthday.

Dean: No it’s Jared Padalecki’s birthday.

Crowley: Same thing.

by Rickrolled supernaturally July 11, 2021

no juice july

It's the same as no nut november just for girls/anyone with a vag. During july you can't, finger, touch your vag, send/take/post nudes, watch/read porn, squirt. If you birthday is in july you get one free pass, but its best if you don't do it at all. If you fail you will be seen as weak and Horny.

Boy: It's no juice july babe you know what that means.

Girl: shit.

by Facts 100% November 2, 2022