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Johnny Vegas Syndrome 

A crippling business disorder that strikes leaders of any sex, race, ethnicity, or size usually following a great success or triumph or sale, etc. Characterized by an exaggerated swagger, metaphorical swinging of chains, and Rat Pack screen savers. Symptoms include unbearably inflated sense of self and an undignified belief that you are bigger than yourself and the community that surrounds you.
He had all the symptoms of Johnny Vegas Syndrome: he just sold a business for a huge profit and was strutting about the office thinking about the next big thing - not realizing he was making people angry with his act of "I'm the God of business".
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johnny knocker 

an individual who tit fucks... ...in Great Britain.
Timothy was a real johnny knocker, Maria was not pleased with her husbands particular partiality.

johnny-about-town 

A person who is in-the-know, a social scenester, always about-and-about, ahead of the social curve.
He's a johnny-about-town, always on the scene.

Johnny B'd 

Being continuously skipped on rotation by a stingy mother fucker who smokes a bowl to himself in front of company and doesn't share
Man ! I totally got Johnny B'd three times last night...and I could smell that was some good shit !
Johnny B'd by Bettywhite June 7, 2014

Johnny Applegenes 

Is one who spreads his genes througout his path with an orgasmic arm thrust and sow it grows. (E.G. Kobe Bryant, Adrian Peterson, maybe Bill Cosby)
Dude, you've got kids all over the place like Johnny Applegenes.
Johnny Applegenes by B.dawg December 15, 2014

johnny t'd 

A hockey term for when your defense gets walked through and treated like a bitch before being scored on in the most beautiful way possible. Coined after the demi-god, John Tavares.
Bob: WOAH that defense just got walked through and treated like bitches
Jim: Damn straight. They just got Johnny T'd
johnny t'd by BasedNielsen March 10, 2015

Johnny Manzel

A very talented football player that was chosen to the Titans in the 2015 NFL Draft. Johnny is a name of people with very athletic abilities. Everyone needs a Johnny in there life
Hey have you seen Johny Manzel he is a football animal. He went to the Titans. What a pick. Johnny Manzel
Johnny Manzel by alexs09 May 15, 2015