The Joker's Magic Trick

A sexy magic trick in where you tell your partner that you are going to make your "dork" disappear. You pull it out and slam hers/his face down onto it, mouth wide open, and presto, it disappeared...it's magic!

Last night I gave my bitch the Joker's Magic Trick. She's still trying to figure out how I did it.

by Smokin' Joker October 28, 2008

Jocked

Someone REALLY good looking. Someone that has a REALLY nice feature/s. E.G. Massive tits. Someone that is bangable

Fred: (Pointing at a girl) Would you?
Jack: Hell yeah! She is JOCKED!

by PeteInABox December 10, 2009

elephant jockey

a black south african or indonesian mainly a derogatory term used to describe black people from the mentioned countries

look at that fucken elephant jockey

by bannana man February 18, 2007

Jokers Card

the joker cards something you juggahos will never understand

after all 6 have risen the end of time will consume us all

by jake January 20, 2004

dong jockey

The player in the sport of dong jockey. In the sport 1 person will race against 5 other people riding on chinese ppl named Dong

Get On Your Dong Mr. Jockey

All Dong Jockeys To The Start Line.

by Devon+Katy November 21, 2003

Slab Jockey

A person that likes to 'make love' to dead people in a morgue.

Oooh you're so cold, i'm gonna ride you all night baby, and there aint shiiit you can do about it.... cos your dead

by Lee Mofo December 12, 2003

Slop Jockey

When a chick rides the cum out of a guy's dick
Also vulgar term for a slut.

"Damn Daniel, that girl is a real slop jockey for daddy's cummies"

by Wayward Kingfisher June 30, 2018