A very large woman, who considers her self a BBW however looks and smells just like a creature from the swamp. A woman who doesn't keep up with person hygiene, and could definitely shave, and washer her cooch and what she considers her fupa. 10/10 chance she was in a high school drama club, so she thinks she can sing (lord help us). 10/10 chance she will have a vest friend Dakota/Cody/Koda. Probably hangs out at local bar where she hopes to take the lives of young drunk transgender men and anorexic blondes named probably named Ashley/ diamond/ Andrea. Will spike your drink. Cannot fight her own battles so she likes to involve her friends or her father. Will tell you she's suicidal if you threaten to leave her. Best way to avoid this woman is to run far, far away.
She told me her name was Jess but she looks more like a BIG JESS.
Did you see BIG JESS at karaoke night? I thought she was drunk but it just turns out she can't sing.
BIG JESS is telling everyone I'm her boyfriend, man she's crazy.
Did you see BIG JESS at karaoke night? I thought she was drunk but it just turns out she can't sing.
BIG JESS is telling everyone I'm her boyfriend, man she's crazy.
by Oops 🤭 July 29, 2020
Look, it's Jess Branicki
by Swishbishfish1234567890 May 04, 2022
Jess Saunders is a mixture between two sexy people, Jess and Jack. (Jess is sexiest). They like to have sex with Agnes Bailey and Srijeet Jagarlumudi
by Nadinesmum November 18, 2020
Jess polibio is an amazing girl , which is kind , makes you laugh cares about everyone and a person you can trust . if you see someone named jess polibio MARRY HER!
by caglalovesjess101020 November 03, 2020
A sapiophile who is in love with the idea of being in love. He is in great shape for his age, as he tried to keep a steady workout routine.
Hes passive and witty and mostly outgoing. Very confident, and will go out of his way to help a friend, or someone he is attracted to. He is the envy of most men, simply because of their own insecurities. He is respectful of himself and his partners, practicing old school morals, traditions and values.
Hes passive and witty and mostly outgoing. Very confident, and will go out of his way to help a friend, or someone he is attracted to. He is the envy of most men, simply because of their own insecurities. He is respectful of himself and his partners, practicing old school morals, traditions and values.
While at a bowling alley , we look over at some guy who launches himself head first down the lane,
"Hey, whos he think he is, JESSE RAMIREZ"
OR
"Forsure I'm gonna be JESSE RAMIREZ tonight at the bar, and get a few ladies numbers."
"Hey, whos he think he is, JESSE RAMIREZ"
OR
"Forsure I'm gonna be JESSE RAMIREZ tonight at the bar, and get a few ladies numbers."
by DR.PAT FENIS January 18, 2022
A boy with dark hair and brown eyes with a goatee. Very loving and funny but has a problem with always being right. He loves his alcohol but can be mean to the person he loves most when too drunk. HE SHOULD ALWAYS BE NICE TO HER. He has a massive penis that belongs to MD xxx
by M91210 August 01, 2024
The hottest boy you will ever lay your eyes on. It’s so hard to look away. He is caring and would do anything for you. He added me on snap but we only talked twice. He kinda ignores me in school😭.
by Frontierfalcon March 16, 2019