jake hill

jake hill a vey nice friend he likes to beat his friends but he his nice

jake hill get hella bitches

by spooder-thung March 6, 2022

Jake Paul

Shit

Person 1: Hey look its jake paul

Person 2: he's shit

by Jakepaulisafuck October 23, 2018

Jake Paul

see: Cancer

Jake Paul is cancer

by <insert username here> June 13, 2018

Jake Paul

He is shit and cancer.

My grandma has Jake Paul.

by Varkhealir Goodragi May 31, 2018

Jake Paul

a cunt ass bitch that makes clickbait for his 9 year old viewers.

me: bro how did you get cancer?
friend: i watched jake paul

by screwjakepaulers September 1, 2018

Jake Moment

What occurs when someone is telling an anecdote and you expect the outcome to be the complete opposite of what it actually is. Named after a date set-up gone bad.

(On the phone)

A: I hear you and Jake hit it off! He's standing right here...I just invited him to go dancing with us tonight.

B: I never want to see him again.

A: Well this is awkward.

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C: So I told my boss to f-off before going streaking through the office.

D: So you're fired?

C: No. She gave me extra vacation time to deal with the stress.

D: Wow, Jake moment...

by Viv283 March 5, 2012

Jake Hillman

"If it doesn't move, we'll make a hill out of it."

Avid member of the Society, Jake Hillman is the head of his own company, specialized in the creation of hills. When stressed, his hair is that of an insane, exotic bird.

Is that crazy haired man over there building hills Jake Hillman?

Why, yes, it is. Yes, indeed. How curious is that Jake Hillman.

by Society member May 22, 2011