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Jake Griffin

A literal god. Not only did he create existence but he stopped the dark forces of Chaos from corrupting humanity and sending in into damnation. He is also the hottest being alive and only takes the form of divine creation, it is destined that upon sight he can make you so horny you go “sicko mode”
‘Jake forgive me for what I must do’
‘Praise Jake and his everlasting kingdom’
‘He’s so hot he could be Jake’
Jake Griffin- God of all Creation
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jake and jade

Jade and jake are best friends and no one will be able to tear the bond they have apart. They have each others back 100% and tell each other everything. They are 2 people you will see together forever. They have amazing sex and get up to the naughtiest things you can imagine. They thrive off each other and bring out the best in each other. If your a jade and find a jake or vise verser make it work because youll live a life of happiness. They are the most humerous 2 you can ever be around and will have everyone in stitches. Fuck good, smoke the best and no one has better vibes coming off them then jake and jade.
I wish i could have a jake and jade relationship
by Doublejjthreat May 22, 2018
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Jake Jacobson

A man who often gets called “Jake Jake” that has huge muscles and will definitely steal yo girl.
“Yo start PUMPIN ur fist and take ur shirt off like Jake Jacobson
“Mom, Jake fxcked my prom date !”
by Piratesfan08 March 2, 2022
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Jake Paul

by whvdqcjdf December 10, 2019
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Jake Walsh

Jake Walsh is an exemplary, mischievous, incredibly rich and inexplicably talented boy, who has been given the grace of God to show his affluence over his peers and superiors so elegantly. Jake is far beyond talented that he has ruined the careers and lives of men that have tried to achieve greatness over years of training and passion since their birth and can not achieve greatness far past their boy hood. who can anger you to the point of murderous intentions yet express talents and abilities which captivate and woo you into oblivion and ultimate solitude, (whiskey to... Vodka...)....
Jake is a boy who is given everything but has nothing. His emotions have been covered with money and pampering. But alas... His feet so white and wide and beautiful. So wide that they can cover the biggest straight man's face and make him a gay man in love of feet and the bottom... Jake Walsh's penis is 16 inches. A penis that can feel so deeply like OG Mudbone. And when he pulls out of your asshole as watches it gape. All he can do is stretch his face in pleasure agony as his cum rises from the bottom of his balls to the front of his shaft. You stare down the tip of the penis in which you sucked and hosted and accepted the torrent of fertile male dominance that will dominate your face. Jake. I love you. I hate you. And I always will.
Oh hey Jake Walsh here, the party can begin and the people who lust for him can hide away and die :)
by Theboywhodied July 24, 2017
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Jake Paul

Did you hear Jake Paul's new song? It's actual ear cancer
by Wise old man 84 June 11, 2018
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Jake Paul

Jake Paul gives you cancer. Don't watch his shitty ass vids
Doctor:" Why are you in the hospital?"
Kid w/ cancer:" I watched jAke PaUL!"
by whvdqcjdf November 5, 2019
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