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Jackattack

When a woman over 30 sexually attacks you.
I was Jackattacked by this hot ass lady last night.
by Shufflufagus September 9, 2010
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Smiley Jacker

One who observes the usage of cool smileys by their friends, and finds it necessary to duplicate said smiley in many different situations(however unfitting or inappropriate the smiley may be in that instance).
Craig: Hey Diana, whats going on!? I'm soo happy today! xD
Diana: Not much, Not much just about to go to work. Good for you pal.

Two Days Later:

Diana: Hey Cindy XD I think I might have an alcohol problem, help me?
Cindy: Omg Diana, that's one of Craig's signature smiley faces! Jesus stop being such a "Smiley Jacker"
by spme November 23, 2009
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That's jacked!

G-rated version of that's fucked up.
Usually used when you're really angry but given the situation you can't use swear words.
"l ran bath water to take a bath and grandma just snuck into the tub and locked the door! That's jacked!!"
by Loco bitch September 25, 2009
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zar-jacked

Zar-jacked is a subset of deja vu.
It's when you think you've been to a place that someone is describing, but you suddenly realise that you only visited the place within the virtual boundries of a computer/console game.
i was like watching tv, like on the int-ernet, when like this guy was like totally talking about the GAP, where you buy like clothes and stuff. And i thought to myself 'hey i was there like there the other day!' and then like i totally realized that i wasn't cos i was like -all old school- and playing GTA Vice City the other day and so i like totally remembered that the graphics were like all different to reality, even tho the store was like a total mimic of the GAP due to the sardoinic intertextuality that like totally laced that entire franchise...
...tacos zar-jacked my hyundai
by pil February 19, 2008
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Car Jacker

The defining word of a person whom steals the significant other from someone else only so the "car Jacker" can be with the person whom was stolen. Find a person whom you, the car jacker, want to be with, then procced to "steal" that person from the one whom they are already engaged in a relationship with, causing them to break up and then moving in to build a relationship with the person the car jacker choose to steal.
That duche bag Chris is such a car jacker, he stole my girl right out of my arms!!
by The infamous car jacker Dave February 26, 2010
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Yukon Jacked

Or more commonly, "Yukon jacked in the face", refers to the wild feeling a person experiences after imbibing the rare Canadian liquor known as the "black sheep of Canada".

Less commonly, it refers to the inexplicable hangover unmatched by any other liquor, and only caused by Yukon Jack.
We're going out tonight and getting Yukon jacked in the face.

I can't make it in to work today because I got Yukon jacked in the face last night.
by Nine striker April 14, 2014
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jacked up

The state of an automobile when changing one's own tire, probably on the side of the road with a jack.
I changed my flat tire once my Mustang was jacked up and the wheel was off the ground.
by Rev. Sully June 12, 2007
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