Jess

A guy who stinks like shit, sits on his ass all day and beats weak girls. Can commonly be found in hoods or trailer parks.

Jess smells like a skunk rolled in shit

by Thejohnson May 1, 2023

Jesse Sargent

The name of a infamous warrior who let all of the enemies use his anus for their personal pleasure.

I went to visit the museum of Jesse Sargent

by Asphalt eater May 9, 2023

Jesse Lees

The guy who takes 3 weeks of sick days at school while ordering pizza every day getting fatter by the minute

He's pulling a Jesse Lees again

by sfgdhvskjdbgaijbsdv December 1, 2022

Beat a Jesse day

National Beat a Jesse day is held on the 13th of December every year. On this day you can beat up anyone named "Jesse" without any consequenses.

Did you know December 13th is National Beat a Jesse day?

by JoeBidens fans December 11, 2022

Super Hero Jesse James

In an alternate universe/ dimension Jesse James the most infamous killer of the wild west is a super hero!

Relentless and fighting for the people of the United States of America.

Person 1: So dude I was talking to a friend yesterday and we had this conversation about the wild west.

Person 2: yeah?

Person 1: Dude what if Jesse James wasn't just and outlaw but a good guy.

Person 2: Dude! Super Hero Jesse James!

Person 1: Man we need to tell everybody!!

Person 2: You're right let's get goin.

by Whynot90 December 27, 2022

Jesses

Jesses is the highest level of zest that could ever be achieved. The only time this happened was when a man thanked his friend Steven and busted all over him

Person one: thank you Steven this may jus be what I need to buss

Person two: oh hell naw that was Jesses

by joeontheSOR July 7, 2023

jess

short GYAT

tayla: damnnn they're short
jess: taller than your DICK

by dickdestroyer9999000 July 17, 2023