Mud rub

The act of shitting on your sex partner and rubbing it all over them, and then licking it all off.

I gave Kate a Mud rub last night.

by Joeytheguy May 23, 2014

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Shoot Mud

The morning after diarrhea you get after a hard night of drinking.

I'm afraid to fart, I might shoot mud in my undies.

by compass303 October 12, 2009

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mud drinker

a person living anywhere but the UK or on the continent of North America

Enkou is a fucking mud drinker english is his 7th language.

by fadedhvh May 31, 2018

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mud butt

a serious case of the shits! also referred to as "wet tail"

guy: Hey, you coming out tonight?
other guy: Nah man. I had some taco smell last night and now I've got Mud butt!

by Bluvelvet72 July 27, 2018

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Mud butt

The mixture of semen and fecal matter inside the anus

I busted all up inside of Rebeccas ass. Pulled my dick out and had mud butt all over it! Unforgivable.

by Robotcitizen February 24, 2015

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The thick black, mud-like substance found late in the evening in most bars and discos that is the result of mixing cigarette ash, sweat, spilled drinks and various other dubious substances together and mixing it well with the feet of drunk students. Is one of the few substances known to man that can never be removed from clothing.

I got disco mud all over my jeans last night. Now I have to throw them out, otherwise people will know I was on my knees in the toilets.

by xerxys May 8, 2010

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