Touch grass

Something you tell your friend who is online on social media and/or video games for too long. It can also be an insult.

You've been online for too long, go outside and touch grass.

by Tr45h May 22, 2022

grass

touch it. now.

a green plant thingy eaten by animals for energy and food. also the bane of every hardcore gamer.

Dude 1: broo stop tryharding at this simple game
Dude 2: L + ratio + wrong + get a job + unfunny + you fell off + never liked you anyway + cope + ur allergic to gluten + don't care + cringe ur a kid + literally shut the fuck up + owned + ur a toddler + reverse double take back + u sleep in a different bedroom from your wife + get rekt + i said it better + u smell + copy + who asked + seethe + ur a coward + stay mad + yo mama
Dude 1: please for the love of god go touch grass now

by ProfessionalDumbass420 April 13, 2022

Grass

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by GoiseKiller July 20, 2022

Grass

grass is very dangerous fluffy material "outside"

never touch Grass

by ZeGuyFromRobloxCalledNo_micGUy April 10, 2023

Grass

Word used to describe a satisfying or pleasant vibe similar to "sick", "lit" and "dope".
Derives from the German word, "krass" which basically means unexpected or unusual but grass is easier in English.

Not to be confused with "touch grass" which means something else and used for a different context.

Dude, this cherry coke is grass!

by yoshiisfat January 8, 2024

Grass Layer

someone who is the type of person to lay in the grass (skill issue) (negative)

wow , alex is a real grass layer

by Narry B April 19, 2025

Grass

Those weird green knives that stick out of the ground

Dude, why do you never go outside?

It's dangerous man! The ground is covered with green knives called grass that'll rip you to shreds!!!

Uhh, sure...

by Retard_Ryan September 4, 2022