Skip to main content

Cowboy Clogs

Those dam suede high heel boot things that Chelsea's wear
DAAMM Chelsea back at it again with dem Cowboy Clogs
by Big Daddy Walrus October 26, 2018
mugGet the Cowboy Clogsmug.

cunt cowboy

When a person likes to lasso the tampon string with their finger before pulling it out
Girl: I can’t, I’m on my period...
Boy: Don’t worry, I’m a cunt cowboy
by Tootsie Tits February 26, 2018
mugGet the cunt cowboymug.

soi cowboy

Uncertain; my guess: slang term to bypass YouTube filters? A red light district? Perhaps a particularly named district or night market?
Title on a YouTube thumbnail: soi cowboy (walkthrough)
by Boboodo June 13, 2024
mugGet the soi cowboymug.

moaning cowboy

a fucktruck texan who spealizes in ass, alaskan pipelines, and bunging the booce
"Jacob sure is a moaning cowboy"
by cryptologies May 6, 2015
mugGet the moaning cowboymug.

Snow cowboy

The snow cowboy is jack. Jack doesn’t ride a horse he rides a bad ass 4wd avalanche that never gets stuck because us of the combination nations of the horse power of the truck and the sex appeal of jack.
Oh no my truck is stuck who should I call? Call the snow cowboy he can I’ll you out and get you pregnant in 5minuets.
by Laykes dad February 20, 2021
mugGet the Snow cowboymug.

Cowboy

Modern day tradesman. Men who keep the world moving.
by Cowboy Kentucky 93 April 27, 2022
mugGet the Cowboymug.

Wannabe Cowboy

An individual, usually male, that attires oneself in Western Wear for the sole purpose of getting attention. Normally has no logical reason for said attire, as the individual in question did not grow up on a ranch, and did not have a career attempting to remain upright on an angry bull.

Usually spotted at "Line Dancing Night", other bars, or in major metropolitan areas trying to be "cool" hundreds of miles away from the nearest real "Cowboys".

Usually are going through an identity crisis and treat women like horse shit which they have never stepped in.

Identified by; cowboy boots, plaid shirt, t-shirt that has nothing to do with country at all, and a pre-requisite "Cowboy" hat. Big silver belt, The most desperate will also showcase a "Bolo" tie, which can be used to strangle the offending "wannabe".

Favors weak, tasteless, flaccid beer such as "Budlight" or "Budweiser" or "Coors".
"Look at that wannabe cowboy, the only heiffer he's touched today is that fat girl he's grinding"
by Zkskwlcjdksldkck March 15, 2018
mugGet the Wannabe Cowboymug.

Share this definition