Sparkling Water

Describes a person who looks confident and knowledgable about something but he/she is not actually that great. So we say they are sparkling, but they are weak as liquid (water).

Isaac: OMG, Kimmy looks like he is so good at data science.

Bob: He is sparkling water.

by Jacktor April 20, 2019

Ashley water

alcohol in a water bottle, preferably vodka

"Do you want some of the ashley water?"

by winnie/ H.P. April 2, 2007

Water broke

When nasty stuff comes out of the cootchie. A precursor to the birth of an 18 year burden.

I was working when my water broke, all this nasty, slimy stuff came out of my cootchie.

by dahbe July 13, 2009

Tap water

When someone or something is lame as hell

For example:

yo that party was so tap water.

Dude connor is super tap water.

by Kozic May 11, 2016

Poo water

Recycled water, i.e. water from the toilet that is treated to be fit for human consumption.

I don't like to drink poo water.

by Ahluul September 5, 2006

Mustache water

Liquid(s) spawned in or collected in a mustache. A water-logged mustache. Mustache water is believed to have Danish origin - (In Danish: "Overskægsvand")

Mustache water is heavily associated with the Mustache splash, a violent release of Mustache water.

When Aaron came back to bed after brushing his teeth, he gave Rebecca a kiss full of refreshing mustache water.

She felt thoroughly mustache splashed.

by Laerin August 10, 2010

Gun Water

The free tap water that is dispensed from the beverage gun located behind a bar.

First recorded use: New Orleans, December 2011.

Dude: Can i get two gun waters.
Loser Bartender: Two what?
Dude: Gun waters, you know, the water that comes out of that gun.
Loser Bartender: Sorry, all we have are these $8 bottled waters.
Dude: That's bullshit.

by rondubbs May 31, 2012