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Closet Skater

Used to refer to a skateboarder who will not tell anyone that they skate because they are intimidated by better skaters.
Sean is a skater, although he doesn’t dress like one, and he won’t tell anyone. He’s a closet skater.
by Yellowwater September 20, 2019
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Closet fandom

a person who likes a fandom that’s not anime and is secret about it
by Hihelloitsmoi July 19, 2021
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closet commando

Closet commando. Those who romanticize or mimic military or police forces, weaponry and gear, yet have no real working knowledge or experience regarding them.
A closet commando usually likes to dress the part in tactical or military gear to “cosplay” as a military/militia member
John boy likes to show over his AR-15 and dresses up in tactical gear at the gun range but he’s really just a closet commando
by Rook May 20, 2024
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first day out of the closet

The gay version remix of the popular song by Tee Grizzley "First Day Out" made by an artist called Kusorare.
first day out of the closet is fire. it be better than the original!
by CookieBeans February 18, 2024
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Coming out of The Closet

Coming out of the Closet is what you do when you want to identify yourself as homie-sexual
John was coming out of the closet! I cant believe he's homie-sexual!
by Awesoken June 17, 2020
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Closet band

A band that you love but refuse to share with other or post about out of fear they will blow up on TikTok or other media and will no longer be unique to you.
I’m so mad, my closet band went viral and I can’t afford their tickets now.”

Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”

You: “no, this is my closet band”
by Itkillsyou_band November 21, 2023
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Open Door Closet

When your friend claims their straight but has sex with a transgender that identifies to the opposite gender of the friend
“ I thought he was straight. I can’t believe he had sex with a transgender woman.”

“ I guess he’s an Open Door Closet”
by Fantasic? Wait say that again September 2, 2025
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